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		<title>Yahoo! Answers: The World’s Most Reliable Source of Pregnancy and Parenting Information</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 05:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate. This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable   source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because   everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is   one-hundred-percent accurate.</p>
<p>This is especially true of <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/answers.yahoo.com');" href="http://answers.yahoo.com/" target="_blank">Yahoo! Answers</a>,  where “you can ask questions on any  topic and get answers from real  people.” In  fact, I was so impressed with the insightful questions and  breadth of  knowledge on this question-and-answer site, that I’ve  decided to  highlight the true gems in <a href="../2010/04/tag/yahoo-answers/" target="_blank">an  ongoing column</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-18436" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/NailPolishRemover.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="315" /></p>
<p>(<em>Ed. note:  Perhaps she needed something to chase the gasoline she inadvertently chugged at breakfast?)<br />
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<p><span id="more-18433"></span><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-18434" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/VaginaTears.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="354" /></p>
<p>(<em>Ed. note:  Now Angel &#8220;no&#8221;s.)</em></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-18435" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hubby-breastfed.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="335" /></p>
<p>(<em>Editor&#8217;s advice: Tell your husband if he doesn&#8217;t stop that immediately, you will no longer change his diapers <span style="text-decoration: underline;">and</span> will be forced to give him a time-out in the corner.)</em></p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 06:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate. This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable  source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because  everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is  one-hundred-percent accurate.</p>
<p><span id="more-13873"></span>This is especially true of <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/answers.yahoo.com');" href="http://answers.yahoo.com/" target="_blank">Yahoo! Answers</a>, where “you can ask questions on any  topic and get answers from real people.” In  fact, I was so impressed with the insightful questions and breadth of  knowledge on this question-and-answer site, that I’ve decided to  highlight the true gems in <a href="../tag/yahoo-answers/" target="_blank">an  ongoing column</a>.  Here’s the latest doozy, courtesy of <a href="http://www.reddit.com/" target="_blank">reddit</a>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-13874  aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fatheroftheyear.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="658" /></p>
<p>I think the worst part of all this is that his kids don&#8217;t know what good music is.  I mean, if Skye doesn&#8217;t appreciate Young MC, I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m going to have to send her packing, too.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate. This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate.</p>
<p>This is especially true of <a onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/answers.yahoo.com');" href="http://answers.yahoo.com/" target="_blank">Yahoo! Answers</a>, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.” <span id="more-9254"></span>In fact, I was so impressed with the insightful questions and breadth of medical knowledge on this question-and-answer site, that I’ve decided to highlight the true gems in <a href="http://thelaughingstork.com/tag/yahoo-answers/" target="_blank">an ongoing column</a>.  Here&#8217;s the latest doozy:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-9255 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Baby-Get-Pregnant-If-You-Have-Sex.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="409" /></p>
<p>This is absolutely correct, folks &#8212; you CAN get your baby, and your baby&#8217;s baby, pregnant while pregnant.  That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s imperative to get in-utero birth control, such as the fetal contraceptive sponge.  Also:  a perfectly acceptable excuse not to have sex, if you&#8217;re looking for one.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As an expectant mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate. This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As an expectant mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe:  the World Wide Web.  Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate.</p>
<p>This is especially true of <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/" target="_blank">Yahoo! Answers</a>, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.”  In fact, I was so impressed with the insightful questions and breadth of medical knowledge on this question-and-answer site, that I&#8217;ve decided to highlight the true gems in <a href="http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/06/yahoo-answers-the-worlds-reliable-source-of-pregnancy-information/" target="_self">an ongoing column</a>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3848 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Sex-in-Third-Trimester.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="278" /></p>
<p>(<em>What a terrible and untrue thing to say!  &#8212; <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Leafy Green</span> Candy</em>)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3851 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/SmokingWeed-Gay.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="272" /></p>
<p>(<em>Something tells me Marley&#8217;s mother smoked weed while HE was in the womb.</em>)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3850 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ParentsHavingSex.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="313" /></p>
<p>(<em>Amen.  &#8211;Sister Candy</em>)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3852 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/HotTub-Pregnant.jpg" alt="" width="580" height="328" /></p>
<p>(<em>This explains how Andy Dick was conceived.</em>)</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As an expectant mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe:  the World Wide Web.  Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate.</p>
<p>This is <em>especially</em> true of <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/" target="_blank">Yahoo! Answers</a>, where &#8220;you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.&#8221;  In fact, I was so impressed with the breadth of medical knowledge shared on this question-and-answer site, that I decided to highlight a few of the true gems:</p>
<p><span id="more-3404"></span>(Don&#8217;t ask how I came across this one.  *AHEM*)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060714191702AAkZ11q"><img class="size-full wp-image-3405 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Vibrator.jpg" alt="" width="569" height="369" /></a></p>
<p>A response straight from a medical textbook:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3406 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/ColoringHair2.jpg" alt="" width="594" height="263" /></p>
<p>An intellectual exchange about grooming habits:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al3nOt9iPf22_0FMpON7TRgjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080822184104AAq0RbI"><img class="size-full wp-image-3407 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Shavevagina.jpg" alt="" width="621" height="298" /></a></p>
<p>A reader with global insight:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-3408 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Vodka.jpg" alt="" width="589" height="329" /></p>
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