Posts Tagged ‘Word of the Day’
Feb 1, 2010
Function: adjective
1. The appearance of being elegant and well-bred, an appearance that I have clearly passed on to my daughter.
May 21, 2009
Mommy Stalker (mom’ee stôk’er) n.
1. A woman with children and no other employment, who nonetheless employs a housekeeper and full-time nannies and, therefore, has ample time to prey upon other mothers and harass them about going to the movies, having girls’ nights out, holding slumber parties and braiding each other’s hair, etc. — with no [...]
Apr 29, 2009
pam-ee adj.
pam mi’ly adv.
pam mi’ness n.
1. Marked or characterized by a mother who insists on wearing clothes from the Junior Department
2. Informal Tacky; inappropriate; ridden hard and put away wet
3. The state of perpetually embarrassing your children with nipple slips and camel toes
Sentence usage: “Dude, your mom’s looking totally pammy today — look at those [...]
Sep 30, 2008
Bereavage (b-rv-ij)
Function: Noun
1. Cleavage that is bereaved of a flattering support system.
Sentence usage: “I was surprised to see Megan Fox’s bereavage — although it could still run circles around poor Britney’s.”
Sep 2, 2008
MILFia (milf?-?)
Function: Noun
1. An organization of dangerously sexy mothers who attract men of all ages using a powerful weapon: their experienced coochies.
Sentence usage: “Don’t even bother trying to pick up guys in that jazz club. It’s controlled by the MILFia!”
See also: Susan Sarandon; Angelina Jolie; Mrs. Robinson; Sharon Stone; Salma Hayek; Kate Beckinsale; Demi Moore; [...]
