Posts Tagged ‘Totally Sober’

Mar 12, 2010

Candy’s TGIF Dirty Girl Scout

I selected this week’s drink as a tribute to one of my favorite holidays, St. Patrick’s Day.  I’m sure you all have it marked on your calendars on Wednesday with a big “WOO-HOO!” like I do. 
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Mar 5, 2010

Candy’s TGIF Chocolate Martini

After pouring my heart out about the life lessons I recently learned, a couple of you wrote to me about one of my more poignant epiphanies:  that Godiva liqueur and vanilla vodka yield heaven in a martini glass. 
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Mar 3, 2010

Colleges Narcing Out Drunk Students to Their Parents

When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional alcoholic drink and by “occasional,” I mean daily case of Moosehead.  In fact, I majored in keg stands and was very fortunate that I was never busted — especially considering keg stand-ology is really only supposed to be a minor. 
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Feb 23, 2010

Babes in Bars

Bar establishments used to encourage the patronage of young, attractive customers — but lately they’ve been putting their collective foot down when it comes to the company of cute babies, going so far as to ban parents with strollers in a number of New York City-area bars. 
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Aug 6, 2009

All-Day Boobie Bender

Ah, I remember the days of passing out like that.  Only instead of breast milk, Heineken was my poison of choice.  Of course, they’re not all that different: 
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Jul 6, 2009

Mama Needs a Drink

Ed. note:  I have no idea who this woman is, but I must befriend her. A new Globe & Mail article reveals that moms — GASP! — like to get their drink on.  In fact, having kids sometimes drives ladies to drink more than they did prior to becoming a mama.
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May 19, 2009

Mom Caught Boinking in Car Uses Infallible “We Got Horny” Defense

These two totally sober-looking individuals, Danica Wallace, 24, and Jeremy Welch, 29, were recently arrested in Ohio after the cops spotted the reportedly pantless duo having sex in a car. But wait — there’s more! Danica’s two small children, ages four years and 22 months, were sitting in the back while they were knocking da boots.  Something [...]
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Bottoms Up

Apr 13, 2009

Funny Baby Pictures: Bottoms Up

“I thought being weened off the boobie would be awful, but this stuff is de-lish!”
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