Posts Tagged ‘Totally Sober’

Recipe of the Day

Aug 24, 2010 | Filed Under: Babies,Food | Tags: ,

Forget the Ferber Method.  Your baby will go to sleep, guaranteed, with the Moonshine Ritual!

[Photo Source:  Miami Herald]




Tastes Gweat, Wess Fiwwing!

Jun 8, 2010 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: ,

Continuing a proud tradition among illustrious Philadelphia sports fans, a young child was caught on camera drinking from a beer bottle at a Phillies baseball game last weekend.

The child, wearing a Phillies jersey, appears to be between three and four years old — in other words, way too old to be drinking from a bottle.  That boy should be drinking his nine-dollar beer from a real cup by now!  Geesh.  Parents today…

This latest incident at the Phillies home ball park comes after two nationally publicized confrontations, where one fan vomited on six people — lovely! — while another fan had to be Tasered by Philadelphia police on camera.  Never a dull, or well-mannered, moment at Philly games, that’s for sure.

Of course, with the way the Phils have been hitting lately, it’s never too early for a fan to start drinking.





Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Mar 17, 2010 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Musings,Video | Tags:

Guinness is considered an appropriate solid food, right?

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Candy’s TGIF Chocolate Martini

Mar 5, 2010 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Featured,Food,TGIF Drinks | Tags: , ,

After pouring my heart out about the life lessons I recently learned, a couple of you wrote to me about one of my more poignant epiphanies:  that Godiva liqueur and vanilla vodka yield heaven in a martini glass.  Continue Reading »




Colleges Narcing Out Drunk Students to Their Parents

Mar 3, 2010 | Filed Under: In the News,Kids,Teens | Tags: ,

Student enjoys a light refreshment

When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional alcoholic drink and by “occasional,” I mean daily case of Moosehead.  In fact, I majored in keg stands and was very fortunate that I was never busted — especially considering keg stand-ology is really only supposed to be a minor.  Continue Reading »




Babes in Bars

Feb 23, 2010 | Filed Under: Featured,In the News | Tags: ,

Bar establishments used to encourage the patronage of young, attractive customers — but lately they’ve been putting their collective foot down when it comes to the company of cute babies, going so far as to ban parents with strollers in a number of New York City-area barsContinue Reading »




All-Day Boobie Bender

Aug 6, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: ,

Day-6-Smiling

Ah, I remember the days of passing out like that.  Only instead of breast milk, Heineken was my poison of choice.  Of course, they’re not all that different:  Continue Reading »




Mama Needs a Drink

Jul 6, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: ,

Ed. note:  I have no idea who this woman is, but I must befriend her.

A new Globe & Mail article reveals that moms — GASP! — like to get their drink on.  In fact, having kids sometimes drives ladies to drink more than they did prior to becoming a mama.

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