Posts Tagged ‘Totally Sober’
Recipe of the Day
Aug 24, 2010 | Filed Under: Babies,Food | Tags: Tasty, Totally Sober
Forget the Ferber Method. Your baby will go to sleep, guaranteed, with the Moonshine Ritual!
Tastes Gweat, Wess Fiwwing!
Jun 8, 2010 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Parents of the Week So Far, Totally Sober
Continuing a proud tradition among illustrious Philadelphia sports fans, a young child was caught on camera drinking from a beer bottle at a Phillies baseball game last weekend.
The child, wearing a Phillies jersey, appears to be between three and four years old — in other words, way too old to be drinking from a bottle. That boy should be drinking his nine-dollar beer from a real cup by now! Geesh. Parents today…
This latest incident at the Phillies home ball park comes after two nationally publicized confrontations, where one fan vomited on six people — lovely! — while another fan had to be Tasered by Philadelphia police on camera. Never a dull, or well-mannered, moment at Philly games, that’s for sure.
Of course, with the way the Phils have been hitting lately, it’s never too early for a fan to start drinking.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Mar 17, 2010 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Musings,Video | Tags: Totally Sober
Guinness is considered an appropriate solid food, right?
Candy’s TGIF Chocolate Martini
Mar 5, 2010 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Featured,Food,TGIF Drinks | Tags: Candy's TGIF Drinks, Recipe, Totally Sober
After pouring my heart out about the life lessons I recently learned, a couple of you wrote to me about one of my more poignant epiphanies: that Godiva liqueur and vanilla vodka yield heaven in a martini glass. Continue Reading »
Colleges Narcing Out Drunk Students to Their Parents
Mar 3, 2010 | Filed Under: In the News,Kids,Teens | Tags: College, Totally Sober
Student enjoys a light refreshment
When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional alcoholic drink and by “occasional,” I mean daily case of Moosehead. In fact, I majored in keg stands and was very fortunate that I was never busted — especially considering keg stand-ology is really only supposed to be a minor. Continue Reading »
Babes in Bars
Feb 23, 2010 | Filed Under: Featured,In the News | Tags: Fight Fight Fight!, Totally Sober
Bar establishments used to encourage the patronage of young, attractive customers — but lately they’ve been putting their collective foot down when it comes to the company of cute babies, going so far as to ban parents with strollers in a number of New York City-area bars. Continue Reading »
All-Day Boobie Bender
Aug 6, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: Skylar, Totally Sober
Ah, I remember the days of passing out like that. Only instead of breast milk, Heineken was my poison of choice. Of course, they’re not all that different: Continue Reading »
Mama Needs a Drink
Jul 6, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: I'll Drink to That, Totally Sober
Ed. note: I have no idea who this woman is, but I must befriend her.
A new Globe & Mail article reveals that moms — GASP! — like to get their drink on. In fact, having kids sometimes drives ladies to drink more than they did prior to becoming a mama.
