Posts Tagged ‘Top 10 List’
Jul 17, 2009
10. You walk by a homeless man who whistles, “You’re obviously carrying twins! Congrats!” (Thank you for that, Mr. Homeless Man. Did wonders for my ego.)
9. You have permanently changed your address to “The Bathroom, Los Angeles, CA”
Jun 21, 2009
For the, um, five or so men who read this site, and for the hubbies/partners/dads of the REST of you, I asked Mr. Candy to prepare a “Top Ten” list in honor of Father’s Day. And Mr. Candy, as you’ll read, has wisely learned to indulge my requests during this hormonal time…
May 28, 2009
10. You just spent an hour searching for your favorite black tank top — only to realize you’re WEARING it.
“Oh. Here it is.”
9. To turn on your windshield wipers, you push the seat warmer button. Of course. And LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
8. You’ve wondered why your lip gloss looks so pale, and realized you used [...]