Posts Tagged ‘Top 10 List’
Top 10 Signs You Are SO Done With This Pregnancy
Jul 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Featured,Pregnancy | Tags: Stick a Fork in Me, Top 10 List
10. You walk by a homeless man who whistles, “You’re obviously carrying twins! Congrats!” (Thank you for that, Mr. Homeless Man. Did wonders for my ego.)
9. You have permanently changed your address to “The Bathroom, Los Angeles, CA”
A Father’s Day Message from Mr. Candy: The Top Ten Things I Learned NOT to Do During Pregnancy
Jun 21, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Mr. Candy | Tags: Mr. Candy, Top 10 List
For the, um, five or so men who read this site, and for the hubbies/partners/dads of the REST of you, I asked Mr. Candy to prepare a “Top Ten” list in honor of Father’s Day. And Mr. Candy, as you’ll read, has wisely learned to indulge my requests during this hormonal time…
Top 10 Signs You Might Have Pregnancy Brain
May 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Featured,Pregnancy | Tags: Pregnancy Brain, Top 10 List
10. You just spent an hour searching for your favorite black tank top — only to realize you’re WEARING it.
“Oh. Here it is.”
9. To turn on your windshield wipers, you push the seat warmer button. Of course. And LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
8. You’ve wondered why your lip gloss looks so pale, and realized you used your tube of CONCEALER.
7. You’ve spent the better part of your night trying to use your car key remote to open the front door. Your NEIGHBOR’s front door.
6. Your kitchen tiles are constantly JUMPING UP AND TRIPPING YOU.
5. You open your fridge, only to find you’d put the box of Frosted Flakes in there earlier that morning.
Hello, Candy's fridge.
4. Um, what is this column about again…?
Oh. Right. *AHEM*
3. You picked up SOMEBODY ELSE’s kids from school. (Bright side: This accidental exchange could work in your favor.)
2. Even Paris Hilton can multiply 7×6 faster than you can. As long as she has her iPhone handy, that is.
1. You have developed an inexplicable ADDICTION TO ALL-CAPS. (Sorry, folks. Blame it on the preg-preg-preg-preg-preg pregnancy brain, baby…)
