Posts Tagged ‘Pediatricians’

Playing Doctor

May 12, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: Health, Pediatricians

CANDY:  I’m meeting with a pediatrician tomorrow.  Any questions you want me to ask?

MR. CANDY:  Oh!  Yeah!  Should I be worried about this patch of dry skin on my elbow?

CANDY:  Er… more like questions about her hours, her philosophy, her thoughts on vaccinations…

MR.  CANDY:  Oh!  Yeah!  Should I get vaccinated for Chicken Pox?

CANDY:  This isn’t about YOU, you know.

MR.  CANDY:   Oh.  Then I’ve got nothing.