Posts Tagged ‘Oh Honey No’

Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie

Mar 27, 2009 | Filed Under: Babies,Style | Tags: Oh Honey No

As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day this year. Because nothing says “you’ve never looked more beautiful, my pregnant wife” quite like a cotton sack with sleeves.

Thankfully, adults aren’t the only ones who can strut their stuff in this fashionable backwards bathrobe now. Introducing the “baby snuggie”:

Or, as they originally called it, the “Teletubby with a Parasitic Twin.”

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Marisa Tomei Would Be Better Off Naked

Nov 14, 2008 | Filed Under: Fashion Police | Tags: Oh Honey No

If I had a cute figure like Marisa Tomei, I would probably walk around naked all the time. No, I kid! I would throw on a pair of socks, because my feet tend to get really cold.

And judging by what she wore to the premiere of “Milk”…

I’d say my option was a better one. Come on, girl! You’re at the premiere of “MILK,” for crying out loud — make sure your milk shake brings all the boys to the yard. Not sending them away, crying, from acid trip flashbacks.

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Sarah Buxton: Yes, She Can-Can!

Nov 13, 2008 | Filed Under: Fashion Police | Tags: Oh Honey No

I almost feel bad saying anything about Sarah Buxton‘s choice of attire for the CMAs because, well, she seems so darn proud of it:

Yet I can’t help but feel like Wild Bill is about to sidle up to Sarah at the saloon and gruffly ask her to perform a little dance for him — right after his high noon shootout.

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Blake Lively is Working Her Pants Off — Literally

Nov 7, 2008 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: blake lively, Oh Honey No

Blake Lively has a fabulous figure; no doubt about it. In fact, her breasts have been stealing every scene in Gossip Girl lately. I believe they’ve even earned their own screen credit and SAG card. But just because your character has been attracting attention to her top half by wearing down-to-there necklines to her college admissions events…

Doesn’t mean you have to balance it out with, um, this. Can’t you see your boyfriend is trying to distract the photographers so they won’t catch onto the fact you AREN’T WEARING PANTS?

Although I’m sure Yale’s Dean of Admissions would approve.

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Katy Perry in Dire Need of Anatomy Lesson

Nov 5, 2008 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: katy perry, Oh Honey No

It seems that after kissing a girl, Katy Perry decided to go to drastic measures to ward off other tipsy women from pursuing her lady bits:

That chastity belt, however, is going to do her little good.

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It's a Hard Knock Life for Sharleen Spiteri

Nov 4, 2008 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: Oh Honey No

Thanks to my Information bible, Wiki, I’ve learned that Sharleen Spiteri is a Scottish singer influenced by Clash, Blondie, Marvin Gaye and Prince. She is also, apparently, a “dedicated Diana Ross fan.”