Posts Tagged ‘OctoMom’
OctoMom Could Lose Her House
Mar 21, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: OctoMom
Despite her amazing work ethic and considerable talents, Nadya Suleman may be homeless soon, reports The Los Angeles Times.
Octomom Unveils Bikini Body, Claims No Plastic Surgery
Jan 21, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: OctoMom, Yeah Right
Nadya Suleman, 34, is celebrating her octuplets’ one-year birthday as any caring mother would: by posing in a bikini on the cover of Star Magazine.
“Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage”: Incredibly Cringe-Worthy
Aug 20, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Nadya Suleman, OctoMom
Embarrassing confession… I watched part of “Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage” last night, and I have only one person to blame for my transgression: the baby.
Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman FINALLY Puts Kids to Work
Jul 25, 2009 | Filed Under: Pop Culture,Television | Tags: Nadya Suleman, OctoMom, Oh Joy
Why, I was just thinking the other day: “You know what this world needs? More reality shows about people who should NEVER be allowed to reproduce!” So color me thrilled to hear Octo-Mom and serial reproducer Nadya Suleman is one step closer to making her reality show a, um, reality.
Battle of the Crazies
Jun 3, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Featured,Pop Culture | Tags: Fight Fight Fight!, Kate Gosselin, OctoMom
Pot, meet Kettle
In what has to be one of the most ridiculous “celebrity” feuds ever — and that’s saying a lot — OctoNut Nadya Suleman is now hitching her publicity cart to the Gosselin wagon, lashing out at Jon & Kate Plus 8‘s Kate Gosselin for, um, voicing her opinions (about OctoNut during an appearance on Dr. Phil) and exploiting her children.
OctoNut told Radar:
“She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention. My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?”
To add “huh?” to “wha –?!” OctoNut also dramatically ripped up a picture of Kate in a bikini — a gesture deemed a RADAR ONLINE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! — calling Kate a “cheater” for relying on plastic surgery to regain her figure following giving birth to twins and sextuplets. OctoNut added that Kate is “desperate for attention,” and that she personally doesn’t like the shape of Kate’s body, calling it “boxy.”
Only one mature and healthy way to settle this li’l feud: CAGE FIGHT!
Deep Thoughts by Nadya Suleman
May 7, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Deep Thoughts, OctoMom
“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”
Sign of the Apocalypse: “Octomom the Musical” Now Casting
Apr 30, 2009 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Nadya Suleman, OctoMom, Sign of the Apocalypse
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder than Kim Kardashian’s wig making headlines in the Los Angeles Times, a new musical about Octomom Nadya Suleman is under way — and is, in fact, currently casting at a theater just a few blocks away from my house.
Hmmmm… I’ve already got the belly. And I really do kick ass in singing “Shoop” at karaoke. All I need to do is add a few pounds to my lips and lose a few marbles, and the lead role could be mine, all mine!
Producers released a description of what it takes to play Octomom:
[OCTO AND VARIOUS] Female, Mid 20’s – mid 30’s. Funny, whimsical, but not too charactery. She should be able to command authority, play broad range of facial expressions plus physical comedy. Sketch and improv experience a plus. Likable, energetic and at the same time able to be emotionally expressive and believable. Can handle musical theatre and pop styles a plus. Actress who can move.
Oh, they want me to move? Forget it.
Possible songs for the production include:
–Gold Digger
–Crazy (“I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind. There was something so pleasant about that clinic…”)
–C’mon ‘N Ride It (“It’s the gravy train…”)
–I’m Bringing BastersBack
Nadya Suleman Brings Last Octuplet Home, But Still Missing a Screw
Apr 14, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Nadya Suleman, OctoMom
The last of Nadya Suleman’s brood has come home, as the remaining octuplet Jonah was released from the hospital last night.
“I’m just happy to have my meal ticket with me, where he belongs,” Nadya smiled creepily. “By the way, have you seen my life partner Brad Pitt anywhere?”
No, I kid! She actually didn’t say that… out loud.
On a less disturbing note, Jonah is getting much healthier; he weighed just 1 pound, 8 ounces at birth — about the size of my little one at only 25 weeks pregnant! — and hospital officials say he now weighs 4 pounds, 10 ounces and is able to bottle feed. A miracle, indeed.
Jonah joins siblings Isaiah, Noah, Nariah, Maliah, Macai and Jeremiah (the six pictured) and Josiah.
The Laughing Stork sources say Nadya is considering changing her name to Dementiah match the octuplets’ naming theme.
