Posts Tagged ‘Mother of the Week’

Feb 18, 2010

Mother of the Day So Far: Katie Price Wants Daughter to Become a Topless Model

“Glamour model” and reality “star” Katie Price has high hopes for two-year-old Princess Tiaamii, declaring that she will encourage her daughter to be a topless model when she turns 18.  Reach for the stars, kid!  But not the blouse.
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Feb 2, 2010

Celebrity Mother of the Week So Far: Katie “Jordan” Price

“She has naturally curly blonde hair, which I straightened recently and it didn’t look good — she looked like a little troll.”
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Dec 23, 2009

Mother of the Week Contender Turns in Own Kid for Shoplifting, Asks to Collect Reward for Reporting Incident

Most parents would prefer to keep their kids out of legal trouble — especially kids who have yet to enter SECOND GRADE — but not so for an Ohio woman who asked that police be called after she caught her 6-year-old daughter shoplifting a package of stickers.
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Oct 12, 2009

Mother Pulls the Ol’ Steal-and-Strip Routine

Here’s a Mother of the Week contender:  Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting (naturally), then kicked and hocked a loogie on officers, and THEN — for the pièce de résistance — mooned other cars through a police car window.
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Sep 10, 2009

The Dangers of Parents Using Facebook (Also, Why You Should Vet Your “Friends”)

I promise my daughter, right here and now, that I will never embarrass her on Facebook like this Penn State mom did with her son.
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May 19, 2009

Mom Caught Boinking in Car Uses Infallible “We Got Horny” Defense

These two totally sober-looking individuals, Danica Wallace, 24, and Jeremy Welch, 29, were recently arrested in Ohio after the cops spotted the reportedly pantless duo having sex in a car. But wait — there’s more! Danica’s two small children, ages four years and 22 months, were sitting in the back while they were knocking da boots.  Something [...]
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May 5, 2009

Mother of the Week Contender Punches Son Over Hickey

In what may have been a teensy overreaction, a New Zealand woman attacked her 15-year-old son at work, punching him in the face and chest, and then sat on him to prevent him from escaping — all because of a hickey on his neck. Well, that sucks. The 32-year-old mother, Huia Dawn Te Pou,admitted she flipped her [...]
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Apr 28, 2009

Mother of the Week Contender Supersizes Her Babies with McDonald’s Diet

Ooohhh!  We have a Mother of the Week contender… Introducing  Leanne Salt, a 420-pound British mom of eight-month-old triplets, who’s been feeding McDonald’s to her babies since they were six months old. I’m no mommy expert yet, but aren’t you supposed to save the McNuggets for their seven-month birthday, followed by a bottle of Jack Daniels for [...]
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