Posts Tagged ‘Minnie Driver’

And Now This Important Word from Henry Driver…

May 20, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

“What’re you lookin’ at, punk?”




Deep Thoughts by Henry Driver

May 11, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: , ,

“Um, Mom?  That dog is eating my sock!”




Minnie Driver Drops Baby, But Not Name of Babydaddy

Sep 8, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

Minnie Driver, whose pregnancy has been shrouded in intriguing mystery regarding the identity of her babydaddy (which I have decided is one word, pronounced “babydad-ay”), has welcomed a bouncing baby boy named Henry Story Driver.

Clearly, Minnie did not follow the crazy celebrity offspring name trend, which is a damn shame because I think Bedtime or Cock-and-Bull Story Driver would have had a really nice ring to it.

A related sidebar:  Do newborns really bounce?  They poop.  They eat.  They sleep.  But in my limited experience with infants, I can’t say I’ve ever seen one bounce — so why do I always feel compelled to write “welcomed a BOUNCING baby, blah, blah, blah?”  Perhaps the new CandyKirby.com baby announcement policy should be “…welcomed a POOPING baby, blah, blah, blah.”  More accurate, at least.

And CandyKirby.com is nothing if not accurate!

Speaking of which, I’ve gotten my hands on the top-secret list of babydaddy suspects:

1. Musician Craig Zolezzi

2.  Colin Farrell

3.  Kevin Federline

4.  Levi Johnston







 

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