Posts Tagged ‘Minnie Driver’
And Now This Important Word from Henry Driver…
May 20, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos,Pop Culture | Tags: Henry Driver, Minnie Driver
“What’re you lookin’ at, punk?”
Deep Thoughts by Henry Driver
May 11, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Henry Driver, Minnie Driver
“Um, Mom? That dog is eating my sock!”
Minnie Driver Drops Baby, But Not Name of Babydaddy
Sep 8, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Babies, Minnie Driver
Minnie Driver, whose pregnancy has been shrouded in intriguing mystery regarding the identity of her babydaddy (which I have decided is one word, pronounced “babydad-ay”), has welcomed a bouncing baby boy named Henry Story Driver.
Clearly, Minnie did not follow the crazy celebrity offspring name trend, which is a damn shame because I think Bedtime or Cock-and-Bull Story Driver would have had a really nice ring to it.
A related sidebar: Do newborns really bounce? They poop. They eat. They sleep. But in my limited experience with infants, I can’t say I’ve ever seen one bounce — so why do I always feel compelled to write “welcomed a BOUNCING baby, blah, blah, blah?” Perhaps the new CandyKirby.com baby announcement policy should be “…welcomed a POOPING baby, blah, blah, blah.” More accurate, at least.
And CandyKirby.com is nothing if not accurate!
Speaking of which, I’ve gotten my hands on the top-secret list of babydaddy suspects:
3. Kevin Federline
