Posts Tagged ‘Lordy’
Tila Tequila Pregnant with Brother’s Baby
Dec 21, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Lordy, Reality Stars
Tila Tequila’s latest Twitter update:
Reminds me of a little story: Our good friends, a gay couple, desperately wanted a baby and were going through adoption process, when one of their moms offered to be a surrogate for them. Yes, just out of the blue at the dinner table she exclaimed, “I’LL carry your baby!” Then passed around the basket of bread.
They haven’t been able to stomach carbs since.
Sharon Stone Gets Off on Smelly, Er… Wrong Foot in Custody Battle
Sep 30, 2008 | Filed Under: Pop Culture | Tags: Celebrities Are Wise, Lordy
In news sure to mortify Sharon Stone‘s eight-year-old son, Roan, for years to come, TMZ reports Sharon’s recent custody request was rejected because of her questionable parenting judgment — which includes wanting to inject the young boy with Botox for his, um, foot odor issues.
That just stinks.
The court says:
“Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”
I think Sharon missed her calling as a pediatrician. Your kid’s got the sniffles? Time for a nose job! Chest cold? Nothing a little breast augmentation can’t fix.
Today's Humility Award Goes To…
Sep 19, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Beauty, Celebrities Are Wise, Lordy
Reminds me of my favorite ’80s Pantene commercial: “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” Oh, I don’t hate you, my lovely. But I DO want to slap you silly for saying that.
By the way, thank you, Karma, for working your magic with the whole Steven Segal marriage thingy. Much appreciated.
Ode to Natural Beauty
Sep 17, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Beauty, Lordy
When I think of natural beauty, I think of the endless expanse of stars, as great as the ocean. The sight of a mother holding her newborn child. The look on Clooney’s face when I surprise him by jumping out of his closet.
And, of course, the most naturally beautiful wonder of all, an understated beauty who doesn’t need to try too hard…
… Shauna Sand.
Kat DeLuna Fails National Anthem Singing 101
Sep 16, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Lordy, Sports Edition
Rule #1: Do NOT try to make “The Star-Spangled Banner” sexy. It’s 194 years old, for crying out loud! As any women’s magazine dictating what we should wear in our 20s, 30s, 40s and 100s will tell you, the anthem’s sexy mini-skirt-wearing years have been over since at least 1849.
Rule #2: Although it’s a controversial position, Professor Candy stands firm in suggesting learning all of the words to the anthem before performing it on national television.
Rule #3: If you’re going to sing at a Dallas Cowboys game, at least have the decency to incorporate a secret curse causing the Cowboys to lose.
