Posts Tagged ‘Katie Holmes’
Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise
May 28, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos,Pop Culture | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise

“Yeah, I could see myself in those slingbacks… if only the heel were higher.”
There’s Something Different About Suri Cruise…
Apr 11, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Featured,Pop Culture | Tags: Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise

New haircut, perhaps?
Katie Holmes LOVES It When Tom Critiques Her Outfits
Oct 7, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Katie Holmes
In this month’s Elle magazine, they profile “women in Hollywood,” including Oscar nominee Julianne Moore, Golden Globes nominee Emily Blunt and Oscar winner Renee Zellweger. So which deserving lady do they choose to put on the coveted cover?
Why, Kat(i)e Holmes, of course.
Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!
Apr 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos,Pop Culture | Tags: Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise

Important celebrity spawn update: Although Suri Cruise’s birthday is not until tomorrow, the little fashionista already celebrated the big 3 with a small gathering of friends and family at home in L.A. Thursday afternoon.
Tom and Katie reportedly planned a princess-themed party for Suri (Miss Cruise if you’re nasty), which included a cake featuring Belle from “Beauty and the Beast” and a treasure hunt… where Suri probably hunted for a mini-Escalade and an American Express Black Card so she can make a killing at Baby Burberry. Because that’s how Suri rolls.
Never fear about getting older, Suri! Three is the new two. Or so I read in Kiddie Cosmo.
Breaking: Suri Cruise Chews on Flip-Flop!
Apr 2, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Humor & Satire,Other Photos | Tags: Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise
In a shocking development that has rocked the entire free world, two-and-a-half-year-old Suri Cruise was spotted — GASP! — chewing on a rubber flip-flop that she managed to extract from her foot.
“We haven’t seen anything this horrifying since the Kingston Rossdale sand-eating incident of ’07,” clucked Celebrity Baby Watchdog Chief and Woman with Excessive Time on Her Hands, Karen Thompson.
“We just hope Tom and Katie get Suri the serious help she needs before she ends up gnawing on something even more gross — like the corner of an IHOP table,” Thompson sighed while cutting out a particularly adorable picture of Violet Affleck from Us Weekly to add to her wall collage.
Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise
Mar 8, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise
“This guy had better keep his paws off my purse. I’ll cut a bitch, you know!”


















