Posts Tagged ‘Fight Fight Fight!’

Mar 2, 2010

Jermaine Jackson’s Son Orders Gun Online, Tries to Stun Blanket (AKA “Just Another Day in the Jackson Household”)

As if being called “Blanket” weren’t traumatizing enough, Child Protective Services visited the Jackson family home in Encino last night after they heard Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son Jaafar went after poor Blanket, 7, with a stun gun.
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Feb 23, 2010

Babes in Bars

Bar establishments used to encourage the patronage of young, attractive customers — but lately they’ve been putting their collective foot down when it comes to the company of cute babies, going so far as to ban parents with strollers in a number of New York City-area bars. 
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Dec 17, 2009

Are Stay-at-Home Moms Wasting Their College Degrees?

As you can imagine, the shee-yit hit the fan when a trouble maker on MSN’s message boards posed the question:  “Have stay-at-home moms with expensive bachelor’s degrees wasted the money?”
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Nov 11, 2009

Levi Johnston Seeks Joint Custody, Revenge for Being Discarded Plaything

Levi Johnston, who’s even more ubiquitous than Jon Gosselin these days, talked to Entertainment Tonight about filing for joint custody of his 10-month-old son Tripp.  (Of course he did.  Hell, he’d share his thoughts about his bowel movement schedule if the media would pay for ‘em.)  He claims Sarah Palin is the main culprit behind [...]
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Aug 28, 2009

Mature Parents Alert: Anne Heche Calls Ex-Hubby “Lazy Ass” on National Television

Anne Heche, aka Celestia, Empress of Planet Cuckoo, maturely trashed her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman the other night.  Which is particularly sweet, considering she’s the one who had a very public affair with former co-star and current baby daddy James Tupper.
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Aug 25, 2009

Lisa Marie Presley “All Shook Up” by Suing Mad Nanny

A former nanny for Lisa Marie Presley is telling her “Don’t Be Cruel” (See what I did there?) by filing a lawsuit against her ex-employer, claiming she was “overworked” while caring for Lisa Marie’s twin babies.
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Jul 27, 2009

“Clue Lights”: Candy Spelling Shares Maternal Wisdom with Tori via TMZ

Candy Spelling — great first name, not-so-great mental faculties — has written yet another installment in her (in)famous “Open Letters to Wayward Celebrities” series via TMZ; only this time, she imparts her wisdom to daughter Tori.  Because if you want to have a constructive dialogue with your children, you DEFINITELY do it through TMZ! 
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Jun 9, 2009

9021-Low Blow: Candy Spelling Disses Granddaughter’s First Birthday Party

Despite having an entire room devoted to gift-wrapping and complaining in many interviews that she’s never met her granddaughter, Candy Spelling bailed on Stella’s first birthday party after accepting estranged daughter Tori’s olive branch/invitation.
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