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The Olive Garden: Now with unlimited salad, breadsticks AND a free beat-down!

Aug 8, 2010 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: ,

Not as sweet as he looks

A man, who must have been irritable after stuffing himself with a plate full of five-cheese ziti, was arrested after attacking another man at an Olive Garden in — where else? — Florida.

Apparently, 36-year-old Paul Blankfield was not pleased about some noisy kids at a nearby table.  Instead of handling the situation constructively and simply throwing breadsticks at the backs of their heads, Pauly confronted their father and, um, punched him in the neck.

The Olive Garden:  “When you’re here, you’re dysfunctional family.”

Police say ol’ Paul told them he did this because the man’s autistic child had disturbed his dining experience.

Seems like a reasonable way to handle the situation.  Next time the Olive Garden skimps on the croutons in my salad, I’m going to kick the server in the shin!




Jermaine Jackson’s Son Orders Gun Online, Tries to Stun Blanket (AKA “Just Another Day in the Jackson Household”)

Mar 2, 2010 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

As if being called “Blanket” weren’t traumatizing enough, Child Protective Services visited the Jackson family home in Encino last night after they heard Jermaine Jackson’s 13-year-old son Jaafar went after poor Blanket, 7, with a stun gun.

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Babes in Bars

Feb 23, 2010 | Filed Under: Featured,In the News | Tags: ,

Bar establishments used to encourage the patronage of young, attractive customers — but lately they’ve been putting their collective foot down when it comes to the company of cute babies, going so far as to ban parents with strollers in a number of New York City-area barsContinue Reading »




Are Stay-at-Home Moms Wasting Their College Degrees?

Dec 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Featured,In the News,Parenting News | Tags:

As you can imagine, the shee-yit hit the fan when a trouble maker on MSN’s message boards posed the question:  “Have stay-at-home moms with expensive bachelor’s degrees wasted the money?”

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Levi Johnston Seeks Joint Custody, Revenge for Being Discarded Plaything

Nov 11, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Levi Johnston, who’s even more ubiquitous than Jon Gosselin these days, talked to Entertainment Tonight about filing for joint custody of his 10-month-old son Tripp.  (Of course he did.  Hell, he’d share his thoughts about his bowel movement schedule if the media would pay for ‘em.)  He claims Sarah Palin is the main culprit behind his decision and the reason he hasn’t been able to see his son with her 19-year-old daughter Bristol.

“She has a big impact on what Bristol does and thinks,” Levi says. “Bristol looks up to Sarah.  I don’t know why they just don’t want me in his life.”

Oh, Levi.  Pretty, pretty Levi.

But Pretty, Pretty Levi insists he doesn’t fear Palin as he gets ready to sue for joint custody. “She ain’t nothing,” he says eloquently.  “Just because she ran for vice president and was the governor of Alaska, doesn’t intimidate me.  Sarah has no legal thing on Tripp, she’s just the grandmother.”

He adds:  “By the end of the year we’re gonna go to court for joint custody. I’m just done with it. When there’s a kid involved you ain’t walking away.”

Nope!  You walk to a Playgirl photo shoot instead.

When Levi announced his intention to sue for custody, Palin’s camp did not respond to requests for comment. But her lawyer, Thomas Van Flein, told Britain’s The Guardian, “Other than noting that Tripp’s father is always welcome to visit his son, we are unable to respond to these allegations as it is inappropriate to discuss child custody matters publicly.”

Inappropriate until Palin launches her book tour, that is.




Mature Parents Alert: Anne Heche Calls Ex-Hubby “Lazy Ass” on National Television

Aug 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

Anne Heche, aka Celestia, Empress of Planet Cuckoo, maturely trashed her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman the other night.  Which is particularly sweet, considering she’s the one who had a very public affair with former co-star and current baby daddy James Tupper.

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Lisa Marie Presley “All Shook Up” by Suing Mad Nanny

Aug 25, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

A former nanny for Lisa Marie Presley is telling her “Don’t Be Cruel” (See what I did there?) by filing a lawsuit against her ex-employer, claiming she was “overworked” while caring for Lisa Marie’s twin babies.

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“Clue Lights”: Candy Spelling Shares Maternal Wisdom with Tori via TMZ

Jul 27, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

Candy Spelling — great first name, not-so-great mental faculties — has written yet another installment in her (in)famous “Open Letters to Wayward Celebrities” series via TMZ; only this time, she imparts her wisdom to daughter Tori.  Because if you want to have a constructive dialogue with your children, you DEFINITELY do it through TMZ!  Continue Reading »







 

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