Posts Tagged ‘Father of the Week’
Sep 2, 2009
If there’s one thing that’s been missing from my life, it’s more details about the Gosselins’ failed marriage. So thank GOODNESS I can begin filling that void with Jon Gosselin’s latest shocking — just shocking! — marital revelations in an interview with “Good Morning America.”
Jul 13, 2009
Once again, I’ve gotten sucked into this silly Gosselin family drama! Damn you, Jon Gosselin and your new lady child, er… I mean, friend!
While the tabloid media has been pummeling reality “star” Kate Gosselin for her “controlling” ways and Cockatoo-inspired hairstyle, her estranged hubby Jon Gosselin, 32, has been gettin’ busy with the 22-year-old daughter [...]
Jul 9, 2009
Illustration by Gallery of the Absurd
I’m a fan of Alec Baldwin — the actor. His ability to deliver a pompous zinger is unsurpassed: “The Founding Fathers never intended the poor to live over 40!“ (That’s true, you know.) His Saturday Night Live appearances always make me chuckle. (“Chuckle” and “SNL” are rarely uttered in [...]
Jun 25, 2009
Looks like Dad’s been nipping the “special egg nog” again.
May 16, 2009
A very caring father attempted to help out his virginal 14-year-old son with a gift that, well, really blows: a prostitute. But — surprise! — the hooker they propositioned turned out to be an undercover cop.
Something tells me that’s not exactly how they’d hoped the woman would use the handcuffs.
According to the prosecution, the scene [...]