Posts Tagged ‘Fashion Police’
Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Emmys
Aug 29, 2010 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Pop Culture | Tags: Emmys, Fashion Police
Time for my favorite part of any awards show: the worst-dressed. (And, really, who better to judge these people’s style than the woman sitting here in dirty velour track pants, with string cheese hanging from her mouth…?)
Anna Paquin says, “Ole!”
Oh, look! January Jones’ breasts are covered with cocktail umbrellas, which would have landed her on the best dressed list, if only she’d had the decency to put them in a Mai-Tai for me.
Fashion Police: Best Dressed at the 2010 Emmys
Aug 29, 2010 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Pop Culture | Tags: Emmy Awards, Fashion Police
These fashion “winners” must pass a very rigorous test here at Laughing Stork Headquarters: the ability to make me nod and squeal, “Ooohhh! Pretty!”
Claire Danes, who I’ve noticed perpetually cocks her head to the left, is a glowing, radiant, happy-looking golden girl from head to toe. Angela Chase would not approve.
Well, hello there, Jane Lynch! Way to successfully make the cross-over from worst to best dressed. The tabloid style pages will be SINGING your praises. (See what I did there?) Well-done. Well-done, indeed.
Fashion Police: Lindsay Lohan Works the Streets
Sep 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Fashion Police, Lindsay Lohan, Sean Preston Federline, Violet Affleck
VIOLET: Ooohhh! She’s wearing the potholder I made in preschool!
SAM: My daddy wants to know how much she charges for an hour…?
Fashion Police: Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards
Aug 10, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Fashion Police, Miley Cyrus, Oh My
SAM SHEEN: She obviously works in one of those “special clubs” my dad is always visiting in Vegas.
SEAN PRESTON: Hey! Mommy has a pole just like that in HER bedroom!
Fashion Police: Jessica Biel Edition
Jul 7, 2009 | Filed Under: Fashion Police,Style | Tags: Fashion Police, Jessica Biel
HARLOW: Three words: FAB. U. LOUS. Do they make those diapers in my size?
SEAN PRESTON: I don’t know what to think about her crazy outfit — my mama would NEVER wear so many clothes! — but Mama says she used to play “super special tickle games” with this lady’s boyfriend!
