Posts Tagged ‘Ellen Pompeo’

Babe’s Anatomy (*GONG*): Ellen Pompeo Has Baby Girl

Sep 23, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo, 39, and husband Chris Ivery, 40, have welcomed a daughter, reports People.

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Ellen Pompeo Grabs No-Foam, Half-Caf Latte with Just a Dash of Baby Bump

May 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags:

Let’s hope her taste in footwear is a recessive gene.




Why, Hello There, Ellen Pompeo’s Baby Bump

Apr 27, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

I can’t believe I said it, either:  “BABY BUMP!”   But at least it’s a teensy bit better than “bun in the oven” or “preggers” or “smuggling a melon” or “doin’ the penguin waddle,” right?

Right? *AHEM*  Okay, moving on…

There are a few blessed women who actually look BETTER when they’re smuggling a melon, and it appears Ellen Pompeo may be one of those lucky few.   Here she is leaving the gym and, I must say, baby does the body good.

The Girls are most certainly reaping the benefits of, um, nature’s bounty.

But getting back to my original point:  It’s GOT to be better than “in the pudding club.”  I mean, really — who wants their stomach likened to a bowl of lumpy tapioca?




Ellen Pompeo Expecting a McBaby

Apr 19, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

Oh yes, I said it.  I know, I know… *GONG*

I promise I’ll try to avoid any more “Mc” jokes…

Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo, 39, and her music producer husband, Chris Ivery, 41, are expecting their first child together.  Surprisingly, they avoided using the favorite celebrity phrase “over the moon” in their statement and simply said they are “thrilled” about the news.

Just last year, Ellen told Allure:

“We enjoy our life so much.  We go to Europe and sleep in.  So when I have the baby, I won’t feel like we’ve missed any fun, reckless times together, like staying up all night drinking champagne and having sex until five in the morning and not having to get up until two in the afternoon.  But I’ve got to get on it, because the clock is ticking.”

Don’t worry; you’ll still get up at two o’clock, Ellen!  Only it will be two in the morning.




Ellen Pompeo on Allure Cover: A Magazine-to-English Translation

Sep 16, 2008 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: , ,

1.  Cover Shot = Lindsay Lohan + Kate Hudson

2.  “Biggest Issue Ever!” = More ads than you can possibly bear

3.  “Amazing Breakthroughs!” = You’ll have to take out a loan to afford these beauty products

4.  “Tear-Out Beauty Guide” = Yet more crap to litter Candy’s your already-overflowing desk

5.  “New Juice Fasts:  Do They Really Work?”:  “New Starvation Diets:  Do You Really Want to Clutter Your Body with Food?”

6.  “Best of Beauty: The 182 Winning Products”:  Because 183 products would be over-the-top.







 

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