Posts Tagged ‘Dumbasses’
Apr 17, 2009
I am utterly fascinated by these tales of women who “didn’t know” they were pregnant and — SURPRISE! — pop out an eight-pounder in a McDonald’s bathroom. “WE HAD NO IDEA!” Kind of like parents who “have no idea” their sons with an affinity for feathered hats and “Hello, Dolly!” are gay.
Denial: not just a [...]
Apr 15, 2009
If there’s one thing that always endears me to a man, it’s when he has enough guts to get behind the closed doors of a radio station and attack a teenage girl’s looks. Mmmm… sexy.
So, naturally, I am swooning over 41-year-old Jamie Foxx, who called Miley Cyrus “the one with all them gums” on his [...]
Mar 29, 2009
A man who clearly skipped a few important chapters in the Complete Idiot’s Guide to Fatherhood has been accused of giving methamphetamine-laced water to his wife while she was nursing their poor three-month-old baby.
But wait! It gets better…
The wisdom behind this move: 35-year-old William Lee Bieber told authorities he made his wife drink meth water [...]
