Posts Tagged ‘Deep Thoughts’

Deep Thoughts by a New Mom and Baby

Jul 30, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Skylar

DELIRIOUS NEW MOM:  Cute kid.  Wonder who it belongs to?

DISAPPOINTED NEW BABY:  I traveled all the way down the freakin’ birth canal and all I got was this stupid hat.

Deep Thoughts by Mercy James

Jun 29, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Madonna, Mercy James

“Da-yum.   This woman’s got some guns on her!”

Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise

Jun 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Suri Cruise

“Okay, this time I’m going to get it IN my mouth.”

Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz

May 19, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Ana Ortiz, Deep Thoughts

Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)

“‘Smile?’  Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”

Deep Thoughts by Henry Driver

May 11, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Henry Driver, Minnie Driver

“Um, Mom?  That dog is eating my sock!”

Deep Thoughts by Nadya Suleman

May 7, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: Deep Thoughts, OctoMom

“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”

Deep Thoughts by Kal-El Cage

Apr 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Kal-El Cage, Nicolas Cage

“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”

Deep Thoughts by Levon Roan Hawke

Mar 22, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrity Spawn,Other Photos | Tags: Deep Thoughts, Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman

“DUDE.  Goatees are so 1992.  Just like your movie career.”