Posts Tagged ‘Deep Thoughts’
Aug 17, 2009
“Woo-hoo! Check me out! Suri’s mom would NEVER let her wear pajamas to lunch.”
Jul 30, 2009
DELIRIOUS NEW MOM: Cute kid. Wonder who it belongs to?
DISAPPOINTED NEW BABY: I traveled all the way down the freakin’ birth canal and all I got was this stupid hat.
Jun 29, 2009
“Da-yum. This woman’s got some guns on her!”
Jun 1, 2009
“Okay, this time I’m going to get it IN my mouth.”
May 19, 2009
Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)
“‘Smile?’ Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”
May 11, 2009
“Um, Mom? That dog is eating my sock!”
May 7, 2009
“For an extra fifty bucks, I’ll get them to do the Macarena for you!”
Apr 17, 2009
“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”
