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Deep Thoughts by Sam Woods

Candy — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:01:11 +0000

“These photographer guys are even more annoying than Barney, Mom!”

Deep Thoughts by Seraphina Affleck

Candy — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:50:29 +0000

“Um, Mom…? You told me EVERYONE here would be wearing bear ears.”

Deep Thoughts by Suri Cruise

Candy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:05:56 +0000

Tom and Suri in Sevilla, Spain

“I TOLD you, Dad — doesn’t matter HOW much you kiss up to me, I’m not letting you borrow my outfit!”

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Deep Thoughts by Seraphina Affleck

Candy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:10:11 +0000

“Aw, Mom. You’re totally ruining my bad-ass chick rep with the sandbox posse!”

Nicole Kidman and Daughter Sunday Hit the Big Apple

Candy — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:23:02 +0000

Sunday Rose is probably wondering if ALL kids have their own personal umbrella holder — and, yes, they do! Although that servant is usually called “Mom” or “Dad.”

Deep Thoughts by Barron Trump

Candy — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:41:52 +0000

“Watch the hands, old man! Your fake bake residue is gonna ruin my sweet jacket.”

Deep Thoughts by Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Candy — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:44:32 +0000

“That’s right, people. We left the dead weight behind. Today is all about ME!”

[For more about their trip to Ethiopia...]

Deep Thoughts by Sunday Rose Urban

Candy — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:51:04 +0000

“Joss Stone WISHES she rocked the bare feet as awesomely as I do!”

Deep Thoughts by Violet Affleck

Candy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:11:38 +0000

“Woo-hoo! Check me out! Suri’s mom would NEVER let her wear pajamas to lunch.”

Deep Thoughts by a New Mom and Baby

Candy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:09:22 +0000

DELIRIOUS NEW MOM: Cute kid. Wonder who it belongs to?

DISAPPOINTED NEW BABY: I traveled all the way down the freakin’ birth canal and all I got was this stupid hat.