The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby | Parenting, Family, Pop Culture & Gravity-Defying Baby Poop » Deep Thoughts http://thelaughingstork.com Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:14:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Deep Thoughts by Sasha Obama http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/08/deep-thoughts-by-sasha-obama/ http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/08/deep-thoughts-by-sasha-obama/#comments Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:14:16 +0000 Candy http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=18075

“Yeah, my dad may be kinda dorky, but at least he’s not trying to fist-bump me!”

The cause for celebration:  Sasha got a hole-in-one.  Especially impressive considering all of the photographers looking on.  Heck, I choke at miniature golf if I just think the clown on the last hole is looking at me the wrong way.  (And we all know he is.)

]]> http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/08/deep-thoughts-by-sasha-obama/feed/ 2 Riddle me this http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/07/riddle-me-this/ http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/07/riddle-me-this/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:22:57 +0000 Candy http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=17511 I cannot tell you how many times friends and family have told us, “You and Mr. Candy make such cute babies.  You HAVE to have another one!”  So does that mean if Miss Skye, say, had an Olsen Twin-sized goiter on her neck, that Mr. Candy should get snip-snipped immediately to prevent us from reproducing again?  More importantly, when is my mother-in-law going to stop paying people to tell us this?

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“Yeah, I could see myself in those slingbacks… if only the heel were higher.”

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“Back off, woman!  I haven’t had all my vaccination shots yet.”

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“Holy crap, the Knicks actually WON?!”

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“I am SO glad Mom’s not pulling a ‘Michael Jackson‘ right now.”

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“The Bugaboo?  Pssshhh.  Those are for babies.  I’m gettin’ MYSELF a Ferrari, y’all!”

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“These photographer guys are even more annoying than Barney, Mom!”

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“Um, Mom…?  You told me EVERYONE here would be wearing bear ears.”

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Tom and Suri in Sevilla, Spain

“I TOLD you, Dad — doesn’t matter HOW much you kiss up to me, I’m not letting you borrow my outfit!”

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