Posts Tagged ‘Creepy’
Dec 11, 2009
If you think this T. rex bed causes nightmares, just wait until you see the kid’s crocodile bath toys.
Sep 21, 2009
I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it?
That’s “twisted,” all right. No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years [...]
May 5, 2009
A cake certain to make the baby shower hostess the butt of many jokes:
Well, this is just all sorts of wrong, isn’t it? I mean, everybody knows you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO LAY A BABY ON HER STOMACH, a fact that’s been drilled home several billion times by my baby books –
What’s that? Oh yes, that [...]
Apr 28, 2009
“Wassup, bitches?”
This “Benjino” Gangsta Baby Doll was inspired by what?
1) Carrot Top: The Vanilla Ice Wannabe Years;
2) A new line of toys guaranteed to give you and your kids nightmares for many years to come;
3) Chucky’s alter ego, Gangsta Chuck-E;
4) A toymaker who clearly needs to share his large stash of drugs with us;
5) [...]
Apr 27, 2009
I came across a press release for a Danish dating site today (yes, I just HAPPENED to come across it, honey… *AHEM*) announcing a new feature that allows members to have virtual babies together. Hard for me to imagine how online daters would make the leap from “winking” at cute members to starting a cyber-family [...]
Apr 15, 2009
I’m a huge fan of Burger King’s french fries. But their ads…? Not so much.
Seriously. That Burger King they use in their commercials haunts me in my dreams. Looks more like a bank robber or serial killer than a cool dude I want DJ’ing my parties, as they try to portray. Unless, of course, I [...]
Mar 19, 2009
These children are planning to do what with the Hitler doll?
1) Have a tea party with their adorable Osama bin Laden pull-toy and Joseph Stalin dress-up doll;
2) Pay him back with a trip to the microwave;
3) Give the Anna Nicole Smith doll a run for her money in the “Creepiest Doll Ever” competition;
4) Set [...]
Mar 9, 2009
Introducing “reborns,” dolls that are designed to look and feel just like a real newborn baby — and, I suspect, to kill you in your sleep.
According to ABC News, women across the country are obsessed with these life-like dolls, paying upwards of $1,400 to fulfill their maternal needs with them.
$1400?! If they’re looking to [...]
