Posts Tagged ‘Creepy Toys’
Cuddle with the Stuffed Swine Flu Toy
Sep 9, 2009 | Filed Under: Kids' Products,Pop Culture | Tags: Creepy Toys, Health, Huh?
Because teddy bears are SO 2008, The Centers For Disease Control and Prevention Museum in Atlanta is now selling something even MORE adorable: a stuffed swine flu virus! Awwww.
Pole Dance Doll Arms Young Girls with Useful Job Skill Set
Sep 2, 2009 | Filed Under: Featured,K-6,Kids,Kids' Products,Pop Culture | Tags: Creepy Toys
If Miley Cyrus has taught us anything, it’s that you can never start pole dancing too early. And now, thankfully, there’s a new educational Pole Dance doll to help young girls get a leg up (so to speak)! Continue Reading »
Pop Quiz: Little Red Riding Ho’
Aug 19, 2009 | Filed Under: K-6,Kids,Kids' Products,Pop Culture | Tags: Creepy Toys
The most disturbing part of this Barbie doll from Mattel’s “Silver Label” is what?
1) Instead of cookies, Little Red Riding Hood looks like she’s carrying Valtrex, baby oil and X in her basket;
2) The wolf is pretending to ogle her — but, as we can see from his fabulous accessories, he is CLEARLY batting for the other team;
3) Katy Perry is already telling her stylist to put this look together for her next red carpet appearance;
4) If you think this looks slutty, just wait till you see what her GRANDMA is wearing;
5) None of the above. The most disturbing part is _____________.
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“The Toypedo?” Really?
Jul 17, 2009 | Filed Under: K-6,Kids,Kids' Products,Pop Culture | Tags: Creepy Toys, Just Wrong
Brand naming and packaging that makes you go,”Oh no, they di-in’t!”:
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Talk About a Crappy Toy
May 26, 2009 | Filed Under: Kids' Products,Pop Culture | Tags: Creepy Toys, Ew
Introducing the plush Hokkaido “Poo Poo Bear”:
Poor bear. That’s what he gets for hibernating in that horse stall.
For those parents eager to teach their kids how to recycle feces into stylish headwear, act now! Demand is expected to be high, so pre-order YOUR Poo-Poo Bear to get it by the year 2012!
