Posts Tagged ‘Creepy Toys’
Sep 9, 2009
Cuddle with the Stuffed Swine Flu Toy
Because teddy bears are SO 2008, The Centers For Disease Control and Prevention Museum in Atlanta is now selling something even MORE adorable: a stuffed swine flu virus! Awwww.
Sep 2, 2009
Pole Dance Doll Arms Young Girls with Useful Job Skill Set
If Miley Cyrus has taught us anything, it’s that you can never start pole dancing too early. And now, thankfully, there’s a new educational Pole Dance doll to help young girls get a leg up (so to speak)!
Aug 19, 2009
Pop Quiz: Little Red Riding Ho’
The most disturbing part of this Barbie doll from Mattel’s “Silver Label” is what? 1) Instead of cookies, Little Red Riding Hood looks like she’s carrying Valtrex, baby oil and X in her basket; 2) The wolf is pretending to ogle her — but, as we can see from his fabulous accessories, he is CLEARLY batting for [...]
Jul 17, 2009
“The Toypedo?” Really?
Brand naming and packaging that makes you go,”Oh no, they di-in’t!”:
May 26, 2009
Talk About a Crappy Toy
Introducing the plush Hokkaido “Poo Poo Bear”:
Poor bear. That’s what he gets for hibernating in that horse stall.
For those parents eager to teach their kids how to recycle feces into stylish headwear, act now! Demand is expected to be high, so pre-order YOUR Poo-Poo Bear to get it by the year 2012!
