The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby | Parenting, Family, Pop Culture & Gravity-Defying Baby Poop » Celebrity Baby Names http://thelaughingstork.com Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:14:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Celebrity Baby Name of the Week So Far http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/09/celebrity-baby-name-of-the-week-so-far/ http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/09/celebrity-baby-name-of-the-week-so-far/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:37:06 +0000 Candy http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=5894 Prior to today, the only thing I could tell you about Tisha Campbell was that she once sued Mah-tin Lawrence for sexual harassment.  I have no idea what came of that lawsuit, if anything; however, I’m sure the fact that Mah-tin subsequently had major success with that godforsaken film Wild Hogs — Yes!  They made so much money that they’re planning on torturing us with Wild Hogs Two, for crying out loud! — only added insult to (alleged) injury for Tisha.

Which may explain why she has taken out her frustrations on her poor newborn son by naming him EZEKIEL CZAR.

Take a moment to let that sink in:  Ezekiel. Czar.  Then try saying it five times fast.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR.  EZEKIELCZAR!

*AHEM*

The unwittingly named baby, who wasn’t due until the 21st, still managed to weigh in at a VERY healthy 9 lbs., 9 oz and is 23 inches long.  Ezekiel joins big brother Xen, 8, who is thankful he no longer has the most, um, unusual name in the house.

EZEKIELCZAR!

]]> http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/09/celebrity-baby-name-of-the-week-so-far/feed/ 0 Grey’s Anatomy’s Chyler Leigh Welcomes Baby Girl, Waves Good-Bye to Sleep http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/05/greys-anatomys-chyler-leigh-welcomes-baby-girl-waves-good-bye-to-sleep/ http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/05/greys-anatomys-chyler-leigh-welcomes-baby-girl-waves-good-bye-to-sleep/#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 01:55:07 +0000 Candy http://thelaughingstork.com/?p=2384 Grey’s Anatomy star Chyler Leigh — who looks suspiciously too young to buy liquor and yet is apparently 27 years old — just popped out her third child, a healthy 7-lb., 1-oz. baby girl named…

Wait for it… wait for it…

Anniston Kae.

Anniston, as I’m SURE you know, is a lovely town in Alabama known for its barbecue and being “among the most toxic cities in the country.”

Hey, at least the kid isn’t named after Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.

Congrats, guys!

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Rapper and maternity fashionista M.I.A. has revealed the name of her newborn baby boy.  And it is… wait for it… wait for it…

… “Ickett.”

I know, I know… ick. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.  It was just hanging there!)  Poor kid.  But look on the bright side:  it’s certainly better than Screwett or Fuckett.

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Huh.  That’s weird.  I mean, he’s adorable and all, but I was fully expecting him to look like…

Mowgli

…THIS, for some reason.

p.s. — I call dibs on the baby name, Malibu Baloo!  With thanks to Ashlee and Pete for the inspiration.

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