Posts Tagged ‘Busted’
Sep 8, 2009
A band of merry alcohol smugglers in Australia have been busted for making children sleep on beer in an effort to conceal the contraband in their cars.
Police were searching cars they believed were on their way to remote Aboriginal communities where liquor is banned — which may be the REAL travesty of this story — [...]
May 19, 2009
These two totally sober-looking individuals, Danica Wallace, 24, and Jeremy Welch, 29, were recently arrested in Ohio after the cops spotted the reportedly pantless duo having sex in a car.
But wait — there’s more!
Danica’s two small children, ages four years and 22 months, were sitting in the back while they were knocking da boots. Something [...]
Apr 21, 2009
A mom who was fed up with her 10- and 12-year-old daughters fighting ordered them to get out of the car — and drove away.
Sounds like someone has been watching too many episodes of “Desperate Housewives.”
Of course, it’s not like the woman exactly abandoned them in Compton. She left them in the swanky White Plains [...]
Mar 26, 2009
Here’s a strong contender for Mother of the Year:
Montana resident Angela Parenteau, 32, was feeling under the weather and, rather than risk driving under the influence of Tylenol, she wisely let her 12-year-old daughter drive her other three younger children — ages 1, 2 and 4 — to daycare five miles away.
Well, we are talking [...]
Sep 28, 2008
Oh, Heather.
Heather Locklear — once known as the woman who could single-handedly revive any struggling TV show — has officially joined the not-so-exclusive Celebrity DUI Club. Her welcome gift: this lovely mugshot to be used in humiliating TMZ slideshows for years to come.
Apparently, the L’Oréal spokeswoman doesn’t use their Waterproof Volume-Building Mascara — and why [...]
Sep 25, 2008
Playing out like an episode of Cheaters, David Letterman was none too pleased on his show last night when 1) Senator John McCain bailed at the last minute to “catch a plane to D.C.” and help work on the economy; and 2) He found out in the middle of the show that McCain actually dumped [...]
Sep 24, 2008
Breaking news: West Virginian Jose Cruz has been booked for unleashing an offensive gas attack on a police officer. Yes, as in flatulence.
Police stopped the Stink Bomber in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. Shockingly, alcohol may have been involved because he failed sobriety tests — and was subsequently arrested.
As officers were trying [...]
Sep 22, 2008
If there’s one thing I love more than waiters who take my drink before it’s finished, it’s people who don’t pick up after their dogs. So imagine my delight when I heard “comedian” Dane Cook is actually being evicted from his apartment building because of repeated dog doo-doo offenses — and, even better, Dane [...]
