Posts Tagged ‘Britney Spears’
Sep 1, 2009
Considering the drama that’s dominated the Spears sisters’ lives the past few years — teenage pregnancies, shaved heads and custody battles… oh my! — these recent pictures of Britney and Jamie Lynn relaxing by the pool in Miami seem downright boring in comparison. Right…? Well, not if you ask Us Weekly’s readers, who never fail [...]
Jul 14, 2009
“Mom REALLY needs to stop borrowing my shirts.”
Jun 15, 2009
“Hey, punk! You take an upskirt shot of my mom, and I’ll stick this pacifier where the sun don’t shine. Capiche?”
Sep 29, 2008
This holiday shopping season is shaping up to be rife with classy gift options!
On the heels of the introduction of Hooker Barbie, comes the possibility of some wholesome family entertainment: a Britney Spears-Adnan Ghalib sex tape.
Adnan is mending his broken heart — and his plummeting PR stock — by shopping around the alleged footage [...]
Sep 17, 2008
It’s strange. I’ve never heard Lynne Spears speak before. Kind of jarring at first, like the first time I heard my cats talk. (Yes, I speak Cat! Don’t be jealous ’cause I’m bilingual.) Once I got over my initial shock that The Mother of Britney possesses vocal chords, I had a slightly different reaction — [...]
Sep 16, 2008
Maddie Briann is thinking what in this picture:
1) Ugh. I shouldn’t have washed down those Cheetos with a Jack-and-Coke;
2) Grandma owes me big-time for this corny photo-op;
3) The Wall Street shakeup has really shaken my confidence in the financial markets;
4) My Surfer Barbie’s got a better weave than Aunt Brit;
5) I’m so tired of them [...]
Sep 5, 2008
In perhaps the biggest journalistic scoop since Vogue blew the lid off the secret to smoky eyes, MSN has gotten its sneaky li’l hands on a video of Britney Spears — GASP! — rehearsing for, well, something.
Britney’s Back!
Could it be for her big VMAs comeback on Sunday? In preparation for another angry dance-off with [...]
Sep 4, 2008
From Lynne’s touching memoir, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World…
Break out your pen and pad, parents! Here’s how to raise your child, Spears-style:
1. Allow your child to start drinking at age 13 — no biggie, as long as you’re around to supervise the keg stands;
2. [...]
