“Don’t look now, but there’s a serious case of Mom Jeans at four o’clock.”

Looks like Vivienne is taking a page from the Sarah Palin Book of Fashion.

Brad and Mad at a New Orleans Saints game

Guess I’m not the only one who has a hard time taking Brad seriously with that beard-thing.

… Right after Maddox’s GQ photoshoot, it would appear.  Dapper!

BRAD:  You know, pretending you don’t see my chin scruff will NOT make it go away.

ANGELINA:  Can’t blame a girl for trying.

Brad Pitt (dressed as DJ Lance Rock from the kids’ TV show Yo GabbaGabba) and Angelina Jolie (dressed in, um, her usual clothes) took the clan trick-or-treating without security in the Hollywood Hills last night.  Glad to see I’m not the only parent who dressed up like a goofball.

Can you imagine opening your door and seeing Brangelina and Crew on your doorstep?

“Trick or treat!  Hey, um… would it be okay if Shiloh got the Milk Duds instead?  She likes to throw them at the paparazzi.”

Also, are those Bloody-tinis I spy in their hands?  Or maybe Witch’s Brew Punch…?  Drinking-and-treating, NICE!  I must say, they’re my kind of people.  Only with better looks and a little more money.  Just a little.

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[via Radar]

After visiting Iraqi refugees in Syria to raise awareness of their plight, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie returned to Amman Jordan, where they were spotted in a rare sighting with their 15-month-old twins, Knox and Vivienne (aka “The Chosen Ones”), at a local ice cream parlor called Licky Licious.  I cannot lie:  I would love to grab a frozen treat at a place called LICKY LICIOUS.

A fellow ice cream-goer saw the family, who posed for a photo, then Tweeted it.  Of course.  Just look at the genuine smiles on their faces… of course, how could you NOT smile when you’re about to get some LICKY LICIOUS ice cream?!

Ah, yes, just a little family trip to Jordan after visiting with Iraqi refugees.  Sounds very similar to MY childhood vacations in Ocean City, Maryland.  Only the “refugees” were New Jerseyans looking to escape being bombarded by malls and Turnpike exits.

Yes, we practically lead parallel lives!

“Mmmmm… even saltier than Goldfish Crackers!”