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	<title>The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby &#124; Parenting, Family, Pop Culture &#38; Gravity-Defying Baby Poop &#187; Bobblehead Alert</title>
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		<title>Get Ralph Lauren&#8217;s Bobblehead Look &#8212; Just Add Photoshop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alternatively, you can add no food to your diet.  Ever! Ralph Lauren&#8217;s legal team was apparently none too pleased when Boing Boing (via Photoshop Disasters) re-published this disturbing ad, threatening Boing Boing&#8217;s site host with a takedown notice.  Boing Boing refused to comply with their demands, citing that the post fell under the definition of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alternatively, you can add no food to your diet.  Ever!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="size-full wp-image-7662 aligncenter" src="http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ralphlauren-photoshopdisaster.jpg" alt="" width="299" height="524" /></p>
<p>Ralph Lauren&#8217;s legal team was <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/06/the-criticism-that-r.html" target="_blank">apparently</a> none too pleased when Boing Boing<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/06/the-criticism-that-r.html" target="_blank"> </a>(via <a href="http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Photoshop Disasters</a>) re-published this disturbing ad, threatening Boing Boing&#8217;s site host with a takedown notice.  <span id="more-7663"></span>Boing Boing refused to comply with their demands, citing that the post fell under the definition of fair use &#8220;for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting.&#8221;  (True dat.)</p>
<p>I guess Ralph Lauren wasn&#8217;t happy about the free &#8220;advertising!&#8221;  That&#8217;s because they&#8217;re now under the gun for promoting such a grossly distorted and unhealthy image of a woman&#8217;s body.  Here is what 23-year-old model Filippa Hamilton<em> usually</em> looks like:</p>
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<p>Um, it appears RL&#8217;s photo editing team went a bit nuts with Photoshop&#8217;s &#8220;Lindsay Lohan&#8221; tool on the Blue Label jeans ad.  Hard to fathom that the ad went through a million reviews, from the advertising agency&#8217;s account team, to Ralph Lauren&#8217;s marketing gurus, to the head of Ralph Lauren, and everyone signed off on it:</p>
<p>&#8220;She looks AWESOME!&#8221;</p>
<p>No wonder <a href="http://www.mirasol.net/eating-disorders/information/eating-disorder-statistics.php" target="_blank">10 million American women suffer from eating disorders</a>.  I remember a similar-looking ad inspiring Teenage Candy to go on the Frozen Yogurt-and-Chicken Sandwich diet.  A scoop of peach frozen yogurt for breakfast and a Wendy&#8217;s crispy chicken sandwich for dinner.  That&#8217;s it.  Worked, too &#8212; after an entire summer of that healthy diet, my body was ready to crumble under the weight of my massive head.</p>
<p>I looked AWESOME!</p>
<p>Okay, maybe not so awesome.  But now I AM jonesing for a crispy chicken sandwich.  Mmmmm.</p>
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