Posts Tagged ‘Baby Names’
And The Most Popular Baby Names of 2009 Are…
Dec 15, 2009 | Filed Under: Featured,In the News,Parenting News | Tags: Baby Names
Come on down, Madison and Matthew! You –
Whoa. Um, there sure are a lot of you. On second thought, don’t all come down at once, please.
As I was saying… Madison and Matthew topped the most popular American names in 2009. Continue Reading »
Swedish Couple Win Right to Torture Baby with the Name ‘Q’
Sep 30, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News | Tags: Baby Names
A reenactment actor imagines how the baby responded to learning his name
Crazy: A Swedish couple named their son “Q.” Even crazier: The government took them to court to prevent them from doing so. Repeatedly.
Finally, however, the Swedish Supreme Administrative Court has overturned two previous rulings by lower courts and awarded them the right to name their son Q.
Top 10 “Bad Boy” Names
Jul 16, 2009 | Filed Under: Featured,In the News | Tags: Baby Names
A new study in Social Science Quarterly — which I never miss an issue of — claims the more unpopular, uncommon or feminine a boy’s first name, the greater the chance he will end up behind bars.
‘Emma’ Leapfrogs ‘Emily’ to Become Most Popular Girls Name
May 10, 2009 | Filed Under: Babies,In the News,Kids | Tags: Baby Names
In the heavyweight fight of baby names, 12-year reigning U.S. champion “Emily” has been toppled by “Emma,” the new number one name for girls in America.
WOW! From “Emily” to “Emma.” How… different.
“The girls names we see moving up most quickly tend to be quite feminine,” said “The Baby Name Bible” co-author Pam Satran, “names starting with a vowel and ending in ‘a.’ ”
According to the Social Security Administration, the most popular 10 names for baby daughters in 2008, in order, are: Emma; Isabella; Emily; Madison; Ava; Olivia; Sophia; Abigail; Elizabeth; and Chloe.
Meanwhile, topping the boys list for 2008 is the usual “Jacob,” which has been the number one male moniker for 10 years. In fact, not a single name in the boys’ top five changed positions: Jacob; Michael; Ethan; Joshua; and Daniel all kept their places from 2007. Because we Americans are original like that.
“Barack” wasn’t exactly close to cracking the top 10; however, Social Security officials believe “Barack” did set a record, jumping from the 12,535th most popular name to become the 2,409th most popular.
I’m proud to note that “Candy” topped the list in a special sub-category of names: Baby Girls Most Likely to Become Strippers.
Woo-hoo!
Adventures in Baby Naming
Mar 9, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Pregnancy | Tags: Baby Names
Back in the good ol’ days (read: five months ago), Mr. Candy and I would tipsily wax poetic over a pitcher of sangria about that day waaaaaaaaay in the future (read: now) when we’d create a life together. I would, of course, sail through my illness-free pregnancy and pain-free delivery to welcome a perfectly healthy, Penn- or Northwestern-bound baby. (Yes, our names are Mr. and Mrs. Preppy McPreppy. Why do you ask?)
And names? Oh, we had the names all picked and ready to go. A boy? His name would be Drew. Girl? Why, she would be Miss Madison.
Again, with the preppiness. I KNOW. I know.
Now that the sangria buzz has long worn off and reality has set in… well, selecting a name for our little girl on the way has turned out to be not so easy.
My eyes used to glaze over when my seven-year-old cousin would tell me about her friends in class, because that’s the kind of caring relative I am. Besides, hey, let’s face it: all you need to do is distractedly smile and nod, and make armpit farts every once in awhile, and a seven-year-old thinks you’re awesome. Rapt attention not required. However, now that I am with child, I make more of an effort to actually, you know, listen to what’s happening on the playground these days. And do you know what’s going on out there, my friends?
Every little girl in the world — nay, the universe — is FREAKIN’ NAMED MADISON!
Also, telling booger jokes to friends apparently never goes out of style. Just a little tip from this parent-to-be to you.
So, yeah, “Madison” has withered on the vine, along with our sangria buzz. Not that there’s anything wrong with choosing a hyper-popular name (read: Candy is trying to avoid a barrage of e-mails from indignant parents of little, booger joke-lovin’ Madisons); in fact, we clearly think it’s a lovely name, but it’s just not the route we want to take anymore.
No, instead, we want to thumb through our stupid book of “60,000 Baby Names” and yell out names while the other person noncomittally shrugs, “Nah” or yells, “No way! I knew a girl named that in high school and she was such a BITCH!” — till we become utterly delirious. The next morning I wake up, look at my scribbles and wonder, “How in the world did ‘Shadow’ get on our list?!” And boom! We’re instantly transported back to square one.
By the way, it must be noted that the author of our “Big Book of 60,000 Baby Names,” which suggests the likes of “Pribislava” and “Cupid” for our baby, is the mother of a girl named JENNIFER. Her middle name is probably Madison.
Although we do have a list of possible contenders, albeit a shaky one, Mr. Candy and I do not yet feel inclined to share the names with anyone, including our parents. Naturally, this has landed us on their list — their shit list, that is. What our family does not understand is that we do not WANT their input. We do not need that drama. Between you and me, we just can’t shake a baby-naming story that Mr. Candy’s colleague shared about her own name; a story so tragic, that all we can do is try to learn from it. You see, Mr. Candy’s colleague’s parents wanted to name her “Romney.” The grandmother hated that name with a passion, so in an attempt to keep the baby from being named Romney, she actually BOUGHT A CAT AND NAMED IT ROMNEY in hopes of deterring them. Yes, yes, she did. Unfortunately for the grandmother, her li’l scheme did not work: Mr. Candy’s colleague is named — yep, you guessed it — Romney, and Grandma Crazy ended up with a cat and a granddaughter named Romney. Ah, karma and all that.
The moral of this story: Wait till you pop out the kid, then whip up a pitcher of sangria — and the baby naming process will become a snap. Until, of course, you wake up the next morning, look at the birth certificate and wonder, “Why in the world did we name our baby Shadow Madison?!”
