Most baby daddies see their child for the first time in the delivery room, but Jude Law gets to meet HIS daughter via HELLO! magazine.  Awwww.  How sweet.  I think they also need to include a quote from Sophia on the cover:

“*SIGH*  Why am I stuck with these crazy people?”

Good question, kid.  As you can see, Jude Law’s “25-year-old” (*AHEM*) baby mama, Samantha Burke, has sold pics of 1-month-old Sophia to the British magazine along with an interview about her fling with the “Hamlet” star last December, for a cool $300,000.  Cha-ching!  And the windfall doesn’t end there.  Burke is also expected to collect a pretty sum in child support from Jude.

See kids?  Don’t listen to your parents:  Jell-O shots and one-night stands DO pay!