Posts Tagged ‘Awesomeness’
Nov 2, 2009
“Once upon a time I was falling in love…! But now I’m only falling apart. There’s nothing I can do… a total eclipse of the heeeaaaarrrrt.”
Oct 29, 2009
He’s also available to officiate weddings in Vegas.
Aug 13, 2009
With moves like that, I can see why he got lucky.
Jul 14, 2009
If men are known for one thing, it’s their high pain tolerance. No! I kid! As I was bowled over in pain yesterday from MY PELVIS SOFTENING AND SPREADING SO A BOWLING BALL-SIZED HUMAN CAN POP OUT OF THERE, Mr. Candy emerged from the bathroom, dramatically clutching his hand.
“I cut my finger on the toothbrush! [...]
