Posts Tagged ‘Animal Acts’
Jun 29, 2009
Congratulations to this year’s winners of the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition, which rewards dogs for looking a bit, um, ruff around the edges.
Jun 22, 2009
The pet adoption process can be downright exhausting. Screening may include home visits, interviews and “lifestyle surveys” asking questions such as how much time you spend at home, whether you have other pets, how you calculate the square root of pi times 10 to the power of 4, and whether you are Team Jen [...]
Jun 5, 2009
Break out the cigars and rainbow flags!
Z and Vielpunkt, two gay male Humboldt penguins at Germany’s Bremerhaven Zoo, are the proud new parents of a healthy penguin chick.
May 6, 2009
No, I’m not talking about Jack Nicholson, silly…
Please join me in wishing Chanel, a dachshund from Long Island, a very happy 21st birthday. While most folks celebrate their 21st with copious body shots and even more hours on the bathroom floor, Chanel simply took a rare trip from her home to venture into Manhattan’s Dog [...]
May 5, 2009
To celebrate a recent study revealing birds may have a serious talent for dancing, I would like to introduce you to Snowball, a Cockatoo who really knows how to shake his tailfeather to everything from the Backstreet Boys to Stevie Nicks:
Usher’s got nothing on this bird. Snowball’s got da moves, I tell ya!
Confession: I [...]
Sep 24, 2008
Lest you think this is a laughing matter, check out a photo from the scene of the crime. As you’ll see, the Brad Garrett-sized animal really has balls.
Sep 22, 2008
Coincidentally, I’ve met abandoned men in bars who’ve asked me to do the very same thing for them!
Sep 16, 2008
To hail a taxi to Times Square.
