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Ugly Betty’s Ana Ortiz Welcomes a Baby Girl

Jun 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags:

While Mr. Candy and I spent OUR weekend going to keg parties (you know, the usual activities for expectant parents), Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz spent hers doing something a tad more intense:  giving birth to a baby girl weighing 7 lbs., 10 oz.

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Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz

May 19, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture | Tags: ,

Due at the end of July

Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)

“‘Smile?’  Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”




Ugly Betty’s Ana Ortiz Gets Unexpected Pregnancy Gift: Psychic Powers

Apr 28, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Celebrity Spawn,Pop Culture,Style | Tags:

Ana Ortiz

Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz — who’s due around the same time that I am, in late July — claims pregnancy has blessed her with more than nausea and swollen ankles; she also has psychic powers now.

“Before I found out I was having a girl I dreamt that I was having a girl,” Ana, 38, revealed at the Point Honors gala in New York City Monday.  “I even dreamt what her name was, so I guess that name should be her real name.”

Given that I dreamed that I gave birth to a 30-lb. talking baby, I really hope I do NOT have psychic powers.

Ana remained mum on the baby’s name –- very wise — except for laughing,  “It’s going to be Watermelon.”  No word on whether her daughter will be of the seedless variety.

Wait — I AM getting a premonition!  I’m going to be hungry for a bowl of Frosted Flakes… and have to urinate every ten minutes… today…

Well, whaddya know?  Check, and check!







 

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