“… The stupid paparazzi AGAIN?  Lemme at ‘em!”

“I’m so confused — why does everyone keep yelling ‘band camp’ at my mom?!  Are they looking for a place to brush up on their tuba skills?”

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Wow.  From what I can see of 3-month-old Satyana’s face, she is the spitting image of Alyson’s hand!

Alyson Hannigan and hubby Alexis Denisof have introduced their three-week-old daughter Satyana to the world via — of course — Twitter.  While many peeps in the blogosphere are buzzing about how OMIGOD SHE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE ALEXIS, all I see is… a cute little baby wishing somebody would hand her a pair of freakin’ Ray-Ban aviators already.

Regardless, congrats on your beautiful family, you crazy kids!

Alyson Hannigan and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, welcomed a baby girl.

Yessir, their daughter is named Satyana Denisof — which I totally read as “Satan,” unfortunately — and was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Alyson’s birthday, according to People.

March 24th — a whole week ago.  Way to be on top of the scoop, tabloids!

“They’re very excited, and mom and baby are doing great,” says their rep.

Alyson, 35, apparently craved ginger ale during her pregnancy — my craving happens to be oranges, 24/7 — and revealed she often felt absent-minded.

“I have pregnancy brain, which I never realized was a thing but it is,” she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  “I sort of feel like a Koala bear where I’m slightly stoned all the time and say the wrong word.”

Which would also explain why she likened a Koala bear to a stoner.  No worries, Alyson… I searched for my tank top for half-an-hour yesterday until I realized IT WAS ON MY BODY.