Original book title: How to Cope with the Terrible Twos.
(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no problem passing out in strange places...Read More
You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was...Read More
Which “special” star of a Disney Junior show is famous for his tips about healthy eating and exercise, yet has been known to inhale two Double Whoppers as a SNACK in between takes? Sources say he gets winded just walking from his trailer to the set, and wears just a vest because it’s the only thing that fits him.
Now that we have little ones, Mr. Candy and I don’t exactly party on St. Patty’s Day like we used to (meaning: we see something about it on the evening news and say “Is it March already?” and pass out ten minutes later). Sort of like this:
However, that doesn’t mean we can’t find fun ways to celebrate it with the family!
A few tips from us to you:
1. Instead of laughing over copious glasses of Guinness (mmmmm…Guinness), laugh at how mortified your child looks when you outfit him in ridiculous-looking St. Patrick’s Day accessories.
PLEASE NOTE: If he looks this happy with himself, you are doing something wrong.
It’s no secret that new babies aren’t exactly the best thing for our sex lives. In fact, sex is often the furthest thing from an exhausted mom’s mind. So I couldn’t help imagining a new father’s take on one of Frozen‘s most popular songs. I present to you… DO YOU WANNA GET IT ON? as sung to the music of “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?”
WestJet Airlines pilot Carey Steacy, mother of two and pilot for 17 years, received an insanely sexist note from a passenger — “David” in seat 12E — telling her that ‘the cockpit of an airliner is no place for a woman.” Oh yes, he did. Check it out for yourself (along with my suggested response):
P.S. Without fair ladies-turned-Women Airforce Service Pilots, aircraft would not have gotten to airfields from the factories in WWII. Good day, sir.
A new study reveals pet obesity may be growing at the highest rate in households with new babies, due to dogs eating food dropped by the baby, less attentive parents and fewer walks.
If you’re wondering if your dog may need to enter a Doggie Weight Watchers program, here are five critical signs to look for:
5. Appears ashamed after late-night binge sessions.
4. Impaired culinary judgment.
3. People are not kidding when they ask, “Dog or pig?”
2. The “sit” command becomes a moot point.
1. Your dog looks like this.
Yes! Kelsey, also a grandfather to two-year-old Emmett, is expecting his second child with fourth wife Kayte Walsh — his sixth child in total. (Follow that?) Kelsey‘s Frasier family reacts to the happy news:
As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to feed our babies? They’ve gotten bigger! They’ve deflated! What on earth has HAPPENED to them, anyway? Given how much we discuss these crazy orbs, I thought I would arm us with fun facts to interject into these boob-filled chats.