I must be becoming desensitized to these childbirth recreation cakes, because I must say: that vagina cake looks delicious.
(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no problem passing out in strange places...Read More
You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was...Read More
It’s prom season, parents! If your darling teenager is having problems choosing that special dress, be sure to share these can’t-fail fashion tips for her and her date. That’s right — what could possibly be cooler than MATCHING PROM OUTFITS? Nothing, that’s what. Learn from the style masters:
1. Despite wearing camouflage, there is no way this couple is going to blend in with the crowd. Plus, if anyone suggests a post-prom hunting trip, they can hit the ground running! Excellent forethought.
When I say I like to nibble on chubby babies, I mean it FIGURATIVELY. Yikes.
Way too realistic-looking for my, um, taste. Guess we should just be thankful it’s not a red velvet cake.
When I weaned my son with no plans for more children, I was left with a cabinet full of nursing pads. Tons and tons of nursing pads. But never fear — I found plenty of alternative ways to use them. Here are my expert tips for recycling leftover nursing pads:
1. Classic art.
First step: Face your fears. That’s right! Stick your face right in there.
Second step: Learn which end goes where.
Third step: Confiscate the camera from Mom and Dad. Photographic evidence of this process can lead to no good, no good at all.