Rachel Zoe Welcomes a Son, Shamelessly Copies My Family

Celebrity stylist-turned-reality star-turned QVC maven (I may or may not have bought one of her sequined berets) Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman have welcomed their first child, a young lad named Skyler Morrison Berman. He weighed in at 6 lbs., 12 oz. and is 20 inches long.

I know, right?  SKYLER.  As if it’s just a coincidence that she named her son after my daughter.  Just a little too obvious in her copycat ways, if you ask me.  But, in the interest of their happy moment, we’ll pretend it is indeed just a coincidence…

“Mom and Dad ‘LITERALLY’ could not be happier or more in love with their son!” the couple said in a statement.

For those of you who aren’t fluent in “Zoeisms,” which I sadly am, the Rachel Zoe clan LITERALLY says “literally” every other word.  Literally.

Rachel, 39, later Tweeted, “Thank you all so much for your love! [Rodger] and I couldn’t be happier with little Skyler Morrison in our arms … he is everything.”

Congratulations to the Zoe-Berman crew!  If Skyler follows in his dad’s fashion footsteps, I fully expect him to be wrapped in scarves and terrycloth robes at all times.

Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show

I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her Baby Bump!” — then immediately click on the story to check out said bump. There is just something oddly fascinating about watching women’s bellies grow as this alien life form takes over their bodies (with that kind of romantic outlook, I should write baby shower cards for Hallmark, don’t you think?), as evidenced by the way people stare whenever I waddle into a Starbucks.  You know, back in the day when I could actually venture outside.  And when we’re talking about celebrities’ growing bellies…?  We cannot get enough!  At least I can’t.  Which is why I present to you…

THE OBLIGATORY-YET-ENTERTAINING CELEBRITY BABY BUMP SLIDE SHOW!  (Try saying that five times fast.)  Captions are underneath.