The Super-Sperminator Strikes Again: Kevin Federline to be a Father for the Fifth Time

Kevin Federline, who has never met a condom he wanted to use, is expecting Baby #5 with girlfriend of two years and former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince.

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As you are likely aware, the 33-year-old Super-Sperminator is already a father of three sons:  Jayden, 4½, and Preston, 5½, with Britney Spears; and son Kaleb, 6½, and daughter Kori, 8½, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.

4+ kids and no job — what a catch!  I guess one of those volleyballs never knocked any sense into Victoria.  *SIGH*  In the spirit of Bob Barker… remember to spay and neuter your K-Feds, folks.

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