In Bravo’s new reality series, Pregnant in Heels, rich New York couples pay a “maternity concierge” to help them with pressing pre-baby issues — such as finding the right “brand name” for their child by assembling branding experts and focus groups, as you’ll see in this clip. This is not a joke! declares the mom-to-be who, if named after her own brand essence, must be named Pretentious.
For those who would like to give friends and family a glimpse into how Pregnancy Brain operates, we have created this handy-dandy diagram! (Please note the bladder control region diminishes with each trimester).
“We’re in the most exciting city in the world and we’re taking a freakin’ carriage ride? *YAWN* Wake me up when it’s time to go club-hopping in The Village.”