I Don’t Know About Victoria, But I’d Sure Like to Know Miranda Kerr’s Secret

MiranaKerr-BikiniSupermodels — they are NOT just like us.

While most new mothers take at least a year — a very healthy and normal amount of time — to regain their pre-baby figure, ol’ Miranda Kerr here is simultaneously looking as slender and, um, more bodacious than ever just three months after giving birth to son Flynn.  In a skimpy black bikini, no less.

No pressure or anything, ladies!

The Australian model and better half of Orlando Bloom, 27, rocked the two-piece during a photo shoot in Malibu.

If you’re ever wondered if life is fair, this is photographic proof that it is not.  Sigh.

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