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Caption This Contest: This Kid is Out of His Gourd

May 23, 2013 | Filed Under: Contests, Funny Baby Pictures, Reader Submissions | Tags: Baby in a Helmet, Baby Picture Caption Contest, Baby with a Gourd, Funny Baby Pics

Baby-Veggie

Have a funnier caption for this reader-submitted baby picture? Then submit it in the comments section — the reader who comes up with the most hilarious zinger will win a LAUGHING STORK MUG! Très glamorous, we know. Be sure to use your real e-mail address and/OR be a fan of The Laughing Stork on Facebook, so we can get in touch with you. And, um, despite the unfortunate placement of his prop, keep the captions family-friendly please. This is a BABY, after all. Contest ends on Monday, May 27, at 11:59PM PST.

With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Danielle, for submitting this picture of her son and noting, “I can’t even caption this one.”

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