9-Months-Pregnant Woman Chases Mugger Then Delivers — and More Top News

Nine-months-pregnant woman chases after her mugger in grocery store parking lot — then delivers her baby
Do not try this labor induction technique at home, ladies.

Mama June and Sugar Bear separate after she catches him cheating on a dating site
Which is weird because he always looks so HAPPY.


Debra Messing’s “The Mysteries of Laura” is called the “worst new show of the fall TV season”
At least they have a clever tagline.  *Ahem*


Jessica Simpson says she is “done” having kids
And, according to this handy chart, she really is!

The lines to get a new iPhone 6 are unsurprisingly INSANE
Unless it emits a shock wave to people who send mass texts, I think I’ll hold off

Best. Makeover. Ever.

I’m not usually a fan of “ambush” makeovers — Hey, you!  You look terrible!  Let us tone down your hideousness! — but this one on Kathie Lee and Hoda made me a little weepy, I’ve got to admit.  (And, no, I wasn’t drinking wine along with Kathie Lee and Hoda.  Yet.)  Check out this 77-year-old woman, who was visiting the TODAY show Plaza with her sweet husband of 59 years, when she finally gets a load of herself after a three-hour pampering session…


AFTER (She’s the second makeover.  BE PATIENT, as my three-year-old always tells me while I grumble about a video not loading on the iPad):

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“I look like a movie star!” she excitedly told Hoda. Meanwhile, her husband looked on with tears, as did Kathie Lee and everyone else.

Everyone together now: awwww.

The Physics of Curly Hair

They say men like long hair, but “they” clearly have not polled my husband.  That’s right; Mr. Candy has a thing for shorter hair and, back when we first met — WAY back when there was no running water or Twitter — I did indeed have shorter hair.  Apparently, this is how I lured him in.  Well, that plus my dazzling ability to shotgun a beer.  (Remember:  we didn’t have The Twitter to entertain us back then.)  Then, once I had him hooked, I pulled the ol’ bait-and-switch by growing my hair long and pretty much keeping it that way, give or take a couple of inches, for the next 17 years.


Now, Mr. Candy doesn’t typically give beauty advice or imply he would like me to look like any other way but how I currently look.  Wise man.  In fact, I am on the receiving end (pun intended) of many admiring butt squeezes from him on a daily basis, whether I want them or not.  But the other day, he did suggest something… unwise.

“What if you cut your hair up to here?” he asked innocently, his hand karate-chopping my hair at chin-length.

I replied as any reasonable wife would:


It’s not that I don’t like short hair.  I would love to rock a pixie cut or pull off an adorable bob.  However, you have to understand, I have very thick, wavy hair.  And we recently moved to the beach.  THE BEACH, PEOPLE.  WITH BEACH AIR.  This means I must approach my hair like a grenade — don’t make any sudden movements or it will EXPLODE.

My fellow curly-haired ladies know what I’m talking about.  Mr. Candy apparently does not, so I have created a helpful and incredibly scientific equation for him:

 Time further explains:

The investigators concluded that the biggest variable curly hair has to reckon with is weight. The longer a hair grows, the more of a burden the bottom of the shaft must carry until the strand as a whole topples over. Straight hair lays flat after that, becoming what the investigators call a 2-D hook, since it effectively moves in just two dimensions, front to back or side to side. A hair with an innate curliness to it is only beginning its adventure in multi-directional physics. If your curly hair is relatively short, each strand forms what the researchers call a 3-D local helix—growing up, down, swooping in at angles, doubling back on itself. If the hair extends the length of the head or beyond (Brave, we’re looking at you again), it’s called a 3-D global helix, and its behavior, accordingly, becomes more complex.

Which is, um, pretty much what I said.  Only not as scientific.

It all boils down to physics, my dear husband.  Just like shotgunning a beer.