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Mar 12, 2010

Candy’s TGIF Dirty Girl Scout

I selected this week’s drink as a tribute to one of my favorite holidays, St. Patrick’s Day.  I’m sure you all have it marked on your calendars on Wednesday with a big “WOO-HOO!” like I do. 
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Mar 12, 2010

End-of-Week News: Working Part-Time Good for Kids & Breastfeeding Good for Belly Fat

Study claims that moms who work part-time have the healthiest kids.  Because they only have to bribe their kids with donuts part of the day.  [San Fran Chronicle] Kendra Wilkinson declares her post-baby body was “such a culture shock.”  Meaning women carrying a few extra pounds live in a different culture…?  [Us Weekly]
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Mar 11, 2010

Dooming Our Child to One-Woman Performances of ‘Annie’

There are many wonderful reasons to have a child, the most important being to silence friends and relatives who keep demanding, “When are you going to have a BABY?  You’ve GOT to have a BABY!” 
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Mar 11, 2010

Fashion Police: Salma Hayek at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party

Somebody should have told Salma there would be an open bar at the party before she smuggled in a couple half-kegs.
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Mar 11, 2010

“Do You Take This Pillow to Be Your Lawfully Wedded Wife? … I Do” (Till a Hotter Down Pillow Does Us Part)

If anything will restore your faith in true love, this is it:  Lee Jin-gyuhas finally made an honest pile of cotton out of his beloved ‘dakimakura’ — a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan — by marrying the pillow in a “special ceremony.”
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Mar 10, 2010

Mario Lopez is Trading in His Tight Shirts for Dad Jeans

Mario Lopez, who has one of the most outgoing penises in Hollywood, is expecting his first child in the fall with girlfriend Courtney Mazza.
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Mar 10, 2010

Mother of the Day So Far: Demi Moore Gives Daughter Rumer Pole-Dancing Lessons

Here’s a heartwarming family tale:  Demi Moore recently gave daughter Rumer Willis a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood.
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Mar 10, 2010

Season’s Gropings!

And with one inappropriate squeeze, it suddenly became an XXX-mas Card.  (One for the family to hang on the fridge year-round!)
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