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Family & Parenting Humor
Birth Announcements Gone Horribly Wrong
Aug 17, 2009When researching girl birth announcements, it quickly became clear I had three thematic options: pink and...
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Funny Baby Pics
Funny Baby Pictures: Just Say ‘No’ to Crack
Aug 15, 2009“Dude, hand me some glue. This chick has a cracked back.”
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Candy's Column
The Desperate One-Handed Photographer
Aug 14, 2009Since returning home from the hospital, we have captured approximately — I’m being generous here —...
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In the News
End-of-Week News Deliveries: Party Parents; New Indian Birth Control; Sarah Chalke’s Baby News
Aug 14, 2009Discussion about parents who try too hard to maintain their pre-baby party lives. We tried to...
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Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong
Creepy Baby Shower Cakes: Death by Icing
Aug 14, 2009“Growing by two feet…”? Looks more to me like that poor baby is six feet under.
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In the News
Baby Name Up for Auction! Going Once… Twice…
Aug 13, 2009An unemployed Arkansas woman pregnant with her SEVENTH child is trying to support her family the...
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Featured
“I Can Haz Nikon?”
Aug 13, 2009Ed. note: I would like to preface this story by apologizing for using an Lolcats-type headline. ...
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Awesome Family Photos
Awesome Family Photos: Putting the “Ass” in “Classy Pregnancy Portrait”
Aug 13, 2009With moves like that, I can see why he got lucky.
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Celebrities
Kourtney Kardashian and Mystery Daddy Expecting a PR Ploy Er… Baby
Aug 12, 2009Kourtney Kardashian — who’s famous for being the sister of a woman who’s famous for being...
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Candy's Column
A Whole New Kind of Party
Aug 12, 2009Anyone who’s followed my column with even infrequent regularity knows Mr. Candy and I have enjoyed...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Play-by-Play: “Where’d My Ni-Ni Goooooo?!”
Jun 3, 2010In the Season 3 premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras… :01 – The Le Maison de Paris...
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Top 10 Lists
10 Weirdest Things We Have Said to Our Kids Lately
Apr 1, 2013The other day I heard myself telling my three-year-old daughter, Skye, “No, I do NOT want...
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Health & Beauty
The Down (There) and Dirty
Apr 13, 2012What women REALLY need to know about childbirth and its after-effects
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras recap: “We like this life. I don’t want a normal life. This is the life that I love.”
Jun 25, 2010:01 – Welcome to Jonesboro, Arkansas, home of America’s Best Pageant. We open with the pageant...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photos: Fourth Edition
Sep 4, 2015Before the Oscar nominations and trips to “sex rehab,” celebrities were just innocent babies in search...
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Chick Stuff
18 Fun Facts You Should Know About Bras and Boobs
Mar 5, 2014As new moms, our breasts become a popular topic of conversation. Are we using them to...
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Celebrities
Guess the Celebrity Baby Photo: Answers Revealed
Feb 23, 2007Awwww. It’s Gwen Stefani when she was just a little L.A.M.B. (You know I had to...
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Pop Culture
Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: “I Prayed and Prayed and Prayed That God Would Give Me a Miss America…”
Jan 14, 2011Break out your fake eyelashes and flippers, y’all, and join us in the world of the...
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Mr. Candy
Baby Math with Mr. Candy: DC Isn’t the Only Place with a Budget Crunch
Aug 4, 2009Baby Math With Mr. Candy Not being the creative one in the family, I could never...
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Babies
Sure-Fire Embarrassment for You and Your Little One: The Baby Snuggie
Mar 27, 2009As some of you know, Mr. Candy romantically wooed me with a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day...
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Television
Clip of the Day: Granny Rosemary of “One Born Every Minute” (AKA Best. Grandma. Ever.)
Feb 24, 2011On this week’s episode of Lifetime’s “One Born Every Minute,” first-time mom Nicole struggles with the...
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Celebrities
Because I Can’t Help It: The Obligatory-Yet-Entertaining Celebrity Baby Bump Slide Show
Mar 24, 2011I always roll my eyes when I read the tabloid headlines declaring, “So-and-So Shows Off Her...
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Handpicked Funny Photos
Awesome Valentine’s Day Smooches
Feb 14, 2011[portfolio_slideshow] Valentine’s Day is not just about expressing love with flowers, cards and candy — it...