Sign #164 of the Zombie Apocalypse? Zombie babies invading our baked goods…
With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Tara, for submitting the photo of the “Clockwork Orange baby cupcakes,” as she called them!
(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no problem passing out in strange places...Read More
You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was...Read More
If there is one thing that parents need — well, okay, BESIDES eyes in the back of their heads, an additional set of arms and more vodka in their liquor cabinets — it is yet another parenting magazine. Also: More exclamation points. Which is why we have launched Parent This! — a questionable guide to parenthood that likely will not earn its followers a hug of approval from Dr. Phil. (Thus why you may want to read it.)
Oh, celebrities just say the darndest things, don’t they? And celebrity parents are no exception. Guess the famous folks who spouted these parental pearls of wisdom…
1. “Last night [my son] told me that my nipples looked like blueberries. And then he corrected himself and said, ‘No Mommy, actually, they look like meatballs.’”
a. Heidi Klum
b. Rosie O’Donnell
c. Tori Spelling
d. Amy Poehler
2. “Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, hold our breath and hope we’ve set aside enough money for our kids’ therapy.”
a. Jessica Alba
b. Meryl Streep
c. Neil Patrick Harris
d. Michelle Pfeiffer
An original comic by Laughing Stork reader Michael Patrick. Check out more of his parenting cartoons here!
I have an admittedly bizarre fascination with Neanderthal parents (see: my parenting advice column from Wilma), especially the mothers, often wondering what they would say if they‘d had access to social media tools back in their Ice Age days. You know, prehistoric mommy bloggers. Here, I take a stab at what Neanderthal Moms may have Tweeted…
I’ve let my cocktail recipe column languish for way too long — and what better reason to re-launch it than the birth of PRINCE GEORGE?! (And I say that without an ounce of sarcasm. For once. I know it’s cooler to act indifferent and Tweet jokes like, “Rich people have babies every day. Where is THEIR parade?!” but the fact is, I have an unabashed crush on Kate and William. Her hair — so shiny! His — quickly receding, but he makes endearing jokes about it! Prince George — so princely and snuggly!) I love me some young, relatively down-to-earth royals and we all know I love me some end-of-the week libations, so it only makes sense I would celebrate tonight with a ROYAL BABY COCKTAIL!
Of course, I am not the only one who thought a royal baby cocktail was in order. But all of the recipes I scanned suggested rather bitter liqueurs — which seems more appropriate for, say, the Queen on the anniversary of Harry’s Vegas photos leaking — and, given Kate, William and George have injected a breath of fresh air into that otherwise stodgy palace, I thought a fresh and sweet cocktail would be a better choice. So I present to you…
The most popular and visited part of The Laughing Stork is, by far, the funny baby pictures — with many readers searching for a much-needed giggle and some even arriving here by googling, “Where can I submit my baby photo?!” — so we would like to encourage y’all to send your funny photographs our way, whether they’re babies, kids, pets, grandparents, weird toys, what-have-you. A few of you have submitted pictures recently and the photos did not upload (sorry ’bout that, Meggy and Katie, please resubmit!), so we have installed a new submission form that is easier to use, hopefully. Let’s make The Laughing Stork a community of family hilarity — submit your silly pictures now!
Just go to THIS PAGE...upload the picture, your suggested caption, any other info, and voilà! You have just contributed to the laughter ’round here. Looking forward to seeing what silliness abounds at YOUR house!