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Mar 11, 2010

Fashion Police: Salma Hayek at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party

Somebody should have told Salma there would be an open bar at the party before she smuggled in a couple half-kegs.
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Mar 11, 2010

“Do You Take This Pillow to Be Your Lawfully Wedded Wife? … I Do” (Till a Hotter Down Pillow Does Us Part)

If anything will restore your faith in true love, this is it:  Lee Jin-gyuhas finally made an honest pile of cotton out of his beloved ‘dakimakura’ — a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan — by marrying the pillow in a “special ceremony.”
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Mar 10, 2010

Mario Lopez is Trading in His Tight Shirts for Dad Jeans

Mario Lopez, who has one of the most outgoing penises in Hollywood, is expecting his first child in the fall with girlfriend Courtney Mazza.
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Mar 10, 2010

Mother of the Day So Far: Demi Moore Gives Daughter Rumer Pole-Dancing Lessons

Here’s a heartwarming family tale:  Demi Moore recently gave daughter Rumer Willis a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood.
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Mar 10, 2010

Season’s Gropings!

And with one inappropriate squeeze, it suddenly became an XXX-mas Card.  (One for the family to hang on the fridge year-round!)
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Mar 10, 2010

Mother Sues Hospital That — Oops! — Let Her Breastfeed Wrong Baby

I have to admit, I laughed when Pam breastfed the wrong baby on last week’s episode of “The Office.” However, it’s no laughing matter for a real-life mother who was handed somebody else’s newborn and then breast-fed him — which is why she is suing the hospital for at LEAST $30,000.
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Mar 10, 2010

Disney Renames ‘Rapunzel’ to Appeal to Boys (At Least It’s Not a Well-Known Story or Anything)

Apparently, Disney executives were surprised that boys didn’t want to see “The Princess and the Frog” (which didn’t rake in the bucks the studio expected) because it’s about, you know, a PRINCESS — so they have vowed not to repeat that mistake with its next animated film, “Rapunzel” by giving the movie a less gender-specific [...]
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Mar 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade for $100M Over “Milkaholic” Baby Ad

With Lindsay Lohan’s acting career being, er, stalled, she has decided to pursue a new source of revenue:  a truly stupid lawsuit. LiLo is suing the financial company E-Trade for $100 million (!), insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby — who happens to be named Lindsay — featured in its latest commercial was modeled after her.
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