How Shia LaBeouf’s “Meltdown” Reminds Me of My Toddler

Anyone who has so much as glanced at a tabloid in the past six months knows that actor Shia LaBeouf has been acting, um, curiously lately.  In fact, it seems he’s...


Deep Thoughts by Harper Beckham at New York Fashion Week

“Mom’s show was okay, I guess, but could’ve used more Princess Sofia dresses and Hello Kitty glitter tattoos, in my opinion.”

Real-Life Parenting Horror Movie Poster: What Lies Beneath

See?  This is why I NEVER clean under my sofa cushions.  It’s for my own safety, really. Check out more parenting horror movie posters HERE.  Bwa-ha-haaaa!

Murphy’s Law of Parenting #1376: The Illness Clause

An important section preceding this:  If your husband goes on a long business trip, your usually healthy child will fall ill the second he boards the plane.

Don’t Panic or Anything, But OMG THERE IS A WINE SHORTAGE!!!

Some news that chilled me to the core:  Morgan Stanley Research reveals there is a WINE SHORTAGE, people, with global production falling five percent and worldwide...


Wait ‘Til She Finds Out the Little Piggy Never Went to Market

With thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Ashley J., for this fantastic picture of her daughter.

5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Mom (and Dad) Pictures Shared on the Internet

I try very, very hard not to judge other parents– unless, that is, they happen to be a celebrity posting ridiculous pictures of themselves on the Internet, in...

The Right Way Versus The Wrong Way to Respond When a Person’s Cat Dies

Perhaps the only debate that gets folks more riled up than the PRO-LIFE VERSUS PRO-CHOICE argument is one of equal importance: CATS VERSUS DOGS!  This is no surprise,...

Pro Parenting Tip: How to Avoid More Snow Days

May take a lot of See’s Candy fundraising to get one of these bad boys for your school, but it will be SO worth it.

The Dirtiest Lyrics from Disney Princess Movies

Um, yeah, perhaps my kids would be better off listening to more innocent music — like Eminem. Crabs would know.