A Precious Valentine’s Day Sentiment for The Father of Your Child(ren)

8 Most Passive-Aggressive Comments from Parents at a Preschool Birthday Party

#8 – “You’re serving juice boxes, too?  Heck, why don’t you just let the kids SNORT sugar?  Ha, haaaa!” #7 – “It’s cute...

Survey: Who Benefits from the Endless Snow Days?

Yup, that’s about it…

The 10 Most Miserable Baby Cupids on the Internet

Not everyone thinks Valentine’s Day is so “happy”… “I made it down the birth canal and all I got was this lousy photo shoot.”

He Doesn’t Always Take a Bath, But When He Does…

…He likes to do some dishes, too.


How Shia LaBeouf’s “Meltdown” Reminds Me of My Toddler

Anyone who has so much as glanced at a tabloid in the past six months knows that actor Shia LaBeouf has been acting, um, curiously lately.  In fact, it seems he’s...


Deep Thoughts by Harper Beckham at New York Fashion Week

“Mom’s show was okay, I guess, but could’ve used more Princess Sofia dresses and Hello Kitty glitter tattoos, in my opinion.”

Real-Life Parenting Horror Movie Poster: What Lies Beneath

See?  This is why I NEVER clean under my sofa cushions.  It’s for my own safety, really. Check out more parenting horror movie posters HERE.  Bwa-ha-haaaa!

Murphy’s Law of Parenting #1376: The Illness Clause

An important section preceding this:  If your husband goes on a long business trip, your usually healthy child will fall ill the second he boards the plane.

Don’t Panic or Anything, But OMG THERE IS A WINE SHORTAGE!!!

Some news that chilled me to the core:  Morgan Stanley Research reveals there is a WINE SHORTAGE, people, with global production falling five percent and worldwide...