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The Laughing Stork Launch Update

Apr 2, 2009 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

Just got word that the new design will be ready soon, which means The Laughing Stork 2.0 will finally be ready to launch early next week. Yeah, baby, yeah! The new format will include expanded content offerings, more frequent daily updates, interactive forums, a weekly video blog AND, for you folks who followed me here from my pop culture site, a section devoted to celebrity and entertainment news.

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Mischa Barton Inhabits a Magical New Role

Nov 16, 2008 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

Look, it’s the Marlboro Fairy! Spreading her magical fairy ashes all over the sidewalks of Los Angles.

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Becki Newton is Less Than Pleased

Nov 15, 2008 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

I can see why Becki Newton is pissed:

Her stylist just grabbed Betty’s nightgown from the Wardrobe Department and tried to pass it off as couture! Silver lining: it will come in handy if she pulls a Tara Reid and ends up sleeping on the bathroom floor.

That’s right! I’m a glass-half-full kinda gal.

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La Toya Jackson Needs Your Understanding

Nov 14, 2008 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

Hey, La Toya! How’s it going? Omigod, you look, like, so AWESOME!

Psssst! It’s me, Candy. Ssshhh… I don’t want La Toya to hear us. Look, you and I both know only Miley Cyrus could get away with wearing that ensemble — and even that’s questionable — but Growing Up Jackson must have been so unbearable, that it transported all of the siblings into an alternate universe where they are Forever 15. So wipe that horrified look off your face and replace it with an approving smile before you frighten La Toya into reality, ‘kay?

*AHEM* Anyway…

So, La Toya, are you trying out for cheerleading? I think you have a great shot!

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Jodie Sweetin is in Need of Another Intervention

Nov 14, 2008 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

Jodie Sweetin hasn’t had the easiest post-Full House life. Unemployed, she became addicted to crystal meth — and, I must say, I probably would have fallen into the same black hole if somebody had suddenly ripped ME away from John Stamos. Like, is there an Uncle Jesse patch to help ween you off of his addictive awesomeness?

But I digress. Kudos to Jodie for getting her act together after her friends staged an intervention, subsequently getting clean, having a baby and putting her life on a much healthier course.

And, now that she’s gotten all that heavy stuff behind her, perhaps it’s time for a fashion intervention? There may not be anything offensive about each piece on its own, but something about the totality of it — from the shiny pastel dress to the red lips to the prom-like updo — screams “hard-up cousin on the prowl at a wedding.”

I know, I know — Stephanie Tanner would say, “How RUDE!” But Uncle Jesse would want me to speak the truth. I know he would. (Yes, I’m going to look into a patch immediately.)

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Nov 14, 2008 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

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Jewel is Too Good for This

Nov 12, 2008 | Filed Under: Uncategorized

Jewel is awfully pretty and talented, and yet even catty women — who generally find any excuse to hate awfully pretty and talented ladies (“Oh, my God — did you see her earlobes? Yuck!”) like her because she is also soft-spoken and once lived in a CAR with her mother, for goodness sake.

This is why she is too good to be wearing a dress that looks like it came from the Lauren Conrad Collection to the CMAs. With LC’s spray-on tan and red carpet pose, no less. Next thing you know, those snakes Heidi and Spencer are going to slither by, rolling their eyes, and talk shit about her on Letterman next week.

For the love of god, Jewel, run for the hills! Um, I mean, away from The Hills.