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Jan 19, 2010
Nanu Ram Jogi fathered his estimated — yes, estimated — 21st child at the age of 90 in 2007.
Dec 1, 2009
It’s no secret I’m losing my mind. What little even remains, that is. Now that I spend 99.9% of my time hanging with a four-month-old, I find myself having way too many conversations with the baby and cats about deep subjects like gravity-defying poop and Dr. Phil. (How those two things are related, I’ll let [...]
Nov 30, 2009
The record for the most children birthed by a woman is held by Mrs. Vassilyev (first name unknown, presumably because the kids took it along with her will to live). The Russian birthing machine, the wife of a peasant, gave birth to 69 children.
Nov 22, 2009
Babies need many things to flourish. Love, for one. Food and shelter. Perhaps most importantly, tooting noises on their bellies. But never in all of my baby books did I read anything about outfitting them in a lace-front wig.
Oct 12, 2009
Happy Columbus Day, everyone! On the day we celebrate the man who’s famous for, um, not discovering America, it only seems appropriate that we tip our hats to other celebrities who are famous for no good reason:
Sep 8, 2009
Years after we met, I asked Mr. Candy what he first noticed about me. Most men would be smart enough to lie and say, “your eyes!” Or, “your personality!”
But not my hubby, no sirree, as he tragically was born without a brain-to-mouth filter:
“Your boobs!”
To Mr. Candy’s benefit, he was perceptive enough to immediately realize that [...]
May 19, 2009
The family that sprays together, stays together.
[via AFP]
Apr 8, 2009
Thoroughly confused yet? … Yes? Well, hope you’re not too confused to add The Laughing Stork launch to your calendars!
After a slight, unexpected delay in plans — aren’t there always unexpected delays? — I finally have a firm date to unveil The Laughing Stork 2.0:
This Monday, April 13.
Which means my Easter Sunday will be chock [...]
