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	<title>The Laughing Stork with Candy Kirby &#124; Parenting, Family, Pop Culture &#38; Gravity-Defying Baby Poop &#187; TLS-TV</title>
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		<title>Happy St. Patrick&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<link>http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/03/happy-st-patricks-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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Guinness is considered an appropriate solid food, right?

BONUS:  A family-inspired video tribute celebrating the true meaning of this holiday named after Saint Patrick, the patron  saint of green beer.
Sláinte!
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<p>Guinness is considered an appropriate solid food, right?</p>
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<p>BONUS:  A family-inspired video tribute celebrating the <em>true </em>meaning of this holiday named after Saint Patrick, the patron  saint of green beer.</p>
<p>Sláinte!</p>
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		<title>Lord of the Dance-Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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Oh, it&#8217;s SO on!  Skye has donned her best dance tights, hopped in the Jumperoo and officially challenged Michael Flatley to a Lord of the Dance-Off.  
Not surprisingly, it&#8217;s a real nail-biter to the very end.
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<p>Oh, it&#8217;s SO on!  <span id="more-12595"></span>Skye has donned her best dance tights, hopped in the Jumperoo and officially challenged Michael Flatley to a Lord of the Dance-Off.  </p>
<p>Not surprisingly, it&#8217;s a real nail-biter to the very end.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;What IS That Sound?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thelaughingstork.com/2010/01/what-is-that-sound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning:   Candy is now armed with a Flip Video camcorder.  It&#8217;s all over, people.

A glimpse into how I started my day this morning &#8212; YES, I keep the camcorder by the bed and NO, you do not want to know why &#8212; after already getting up several times throughout the night to soothe Miss [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Warning</span>:   Candy is now armed with a Flip Video camcorder.  It&#8217;s all over, people.</p>
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<p>A glimpse into how I started my day this morning &#8212; YES, I keep the camcorder by the bed and NO, you do not want to know why &#8212; after already getting up several times throughout the night to soothe Miss Skye.  <span id="more-10796"></span>Poor thing is none too pleased to be cutting her second tooth.  Can&#8217;t say that my hand-slash-teething-toy is pleased about it either.  (R.I.P. Right Pinky)</p>
<p>As you will hear, Skye is also in that stage where she is experimenting with her vocal chords &#8212; and, well, let&#8217;s just say her new favorite sound has made passersby turn their heads in search of the pterodactyl clearly in their midst.</p>
<p>I should also note the lack of light and shaky filming lend a &#8220;Blair Witch Project&#8221; feel.  But my pterodactyl-child is way spookier than the movie.</p>
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		<title>The Laughing Stork TV: The Duggars, The Wiggles and The Mystery Pregnancy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 07:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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This week in crazy children&#8217;s programming and family entertainment, the Duggars multiply faster than bacteria; &#8220;The Wiggles&#8221; have some serious footwear issues; and a couple is shocked &#8212; just SHOCKED &#8212; when they suddenly give birth to a mystery baby on &#8220;I Didn&#8217;t Know I Was Pregnant.&#8221; 
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<p>This week in crazy children&#8217;s programming and family entertainment, the Duggars multiply faster than bacteria; &#8220;The Wiggles&#8221; have some serious footwear issues; and a couple is shocked &#8212; just SHOCKED &#8212; when they suddenly give birth to a mystery baby on &#8220;I Didn&#8217;t Know I Was Pregnant.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>The Laughing Stork TV Premiere</title>
		<link>http://thelaughingstork.com/2009/04/the-laughing-stork-tv-premiere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
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Welcome to the very first episode of The Laughing Stork TV, everyone!  The show lampoons children&#8217;s programming and family-related reality shows, among other entertainment gems.
On the chopping block this week:  pint-sized divas on &#8220;Toddlers &#38; Tiaras&#8220;; Barney the athlete; and, um, interesting fertility dance moves on Discovery Health&#8217;s &#8220;Deliver Me.&#8221;
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<p>Welcome to the very first episode of The Laughing Stork TV, everyone!  The show lampoons children&#8217;s programming and family-related reality shows, among other entertainment gems.</p>
<p>On the chopping block this week:  pint-sized divas on &#8220;<a href="http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/toddlers-tiaras/about-toddlers-and-tiaras.html" target="_blank">Toddlers &amp; Tiaras</a>&#8220;; <a href="http://www.barney.com/usa/index.asp" target="_blank">Barney</a> the athlete; and, um, <em>interesting</em> fertility dance moves on Discovery Health&#8217;s <a href="http://health.discovery.com/fansites/deliver-me/deliver-me.html" target="_blank">&#8220;Deliver Me.&#8221;</a></p>
<p><em>If you experience any problems trying to view this video, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS7sEQwOoJg" target="_blank">try the YouTube version</a>.</em></p>
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