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Who Did It Best: Rebel Yell
Sep 16, 2009 | Filed Under: Candy's Column,Who Wore It Best | Tags: Marcy & Matty, Skylar
LEFT: Skylar upon first coming home from the hospital and realizing she was STUCK with us weirdos for the rest of her life
RIGHT: Matty upon learning that we planned to uproot HIS cushy life with a screaming baby
Fashion Police: Lindsay Lohan Works the Streets
Sep 1, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Fashion Police, Lindsay Lohan, Sean Preston Federline, Violet Affleck
VIOLET: Ooohhh! She’s wearing the potholder I made in preschool!
SAM: My daddy wants to know how much she charges for an hour…?
When Bad Gifts Happen to Cute Babies: Part Two
Aug 26, 2009 | Filed Under: Humor & Satire,Style | Tags: Questionable Baby Style
All of us parents and parents-to-be have been there. That moment when a friend or family member generously buys clothing for our little one, clothing so garish even Elton John would gasp, “Oh honey, no.” And the gesture is so heartfelt, all we can do is pray those childhood acting classes are finally paying off and our smile is masking our inner horror.
“How CUTE is that? Thank you!” we squeal three octaves too high.
We have no choice but to torture our child with the outfit at least once, so we can take a picture as evidence that s/he DID wear it, then toss it in the back of the closet along with the Morrissey t-shirts from college we simply cannot bear to part with.
As part of our “When Bad Gifts Happen to Cute Babies” series, here is yet another one of these unfortunate but well-intentioned presents:
As the recipient aptly noted, “… this monstrosity was for saved for special occasions, such as “Mommy Hates Me Day” or “The Festival of Ugly Children: Let us Spit on Them.”
Even the panda is like, “Hey, don’t blame ME!”
Breaking: Hillary Clinton is Bringing Headbands Back!
Aug 17, 2009 | Filed Under: In the News,Style | Tags: Hillary Clinton, Politics, Very Important News
Move over, Mischa Barton — the Original Queen of Headbands is back.
In news that hasn’t worked the media into such a frenzy since Michelle Obama — GASP! — dared to bare her arms, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has dipped into her treasure chest of ’90s fashions to reintroduce her (in)famous headbands.
Yes! It’s true!
As you can see, Hillary met with Cape Verde’s Prime Minister Jose Maria Neves to underscore U.S. commitment to closer ties, blah, blah, blah — and, more importantly, to show Africans how they, too, can keep cool with the right retro-headwear.
When asked to comment on Hillary’s bold International Headband Reform initiative, Prime Minister Neves shrugged, “Better that than pantsuits, I suppose.”
Fashion Police: Miley Cyrus at the Teen Choice Awards
Aug 10, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Fashion Police,Pop Culture,Style | Tags: Fashion Police, Miley Cyrus, Oh My
SAM SHEEN: She obviously works in one of those “special clubs” my dad is always visiting in Vegas.
SEAN PRESTON: Hey! Mommy has a pole just like that in HER bedroom!
Who Wore It Best?
Jul 24, 2009 | Filed Under: Celebrities,Pop Culture,Style,Who Wore It Best | Tags: Stylin'
LEFT: Rapper M.I.A. performing in a classy maternity get-up while nine months pregnant at the Grammys
RIGHT: M.I.A.’s 5-month-old son Ikhyd Edgar showing off a similar style sensibility while chilling in his crib
The Not-So-Glamorous Life of Baby Models
Jul 17, 2009 | Filed Under: Babies,Humor & Satire,Kids,Style | Tags: Just Wrong
You may think the life of a baby model is all high fashion and glamorous parties with milk-a-tinis at Chuck E. Cheese’s. As The Laughing Stork’s hard-hitting investigation into the Baby Modeling World reveals, however, there is a darker side:
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Mammary and Vaginal Jewelry That All New Moms Can Enjoy!
Jul 15, 2009 | Filed Under: Featured,Style | Tags: Breastfeeding, Hmmmm, Stylin'
Breastfeeding is considered beautiful by many, embodying nourishment and that sacred connection between mother and child. So what could be more beautiful than celebrating that bond through artistry…
