Style
Oct 15, 2009
The good news: Jean-Paul Gaultier featured a — GASP! — heavily pregnant model on the Spring 2010 catwalk in Paris.
Oct 13, 2009
If ANYBODY knows real beauty, it’s this good-looking man right here, Karl Lagerfeld. So when he heard that a popular German magazine was banning hanger-like models from its pages in favor of “real women,” the fashion designer took a moment from feasting on small children for breakfast to impart this pearl of beauty wisdom:
Sep 30, 2009
JIMMY: Get your butt over here, Washington.
KERRY: No, thanks. I’m good where I am.
NAOMI: Doesn’t my hair look lovely?
Sep 22, 2009
“No, Mom — I said I wanted a Christmas present. Not be a Christmas PEASANT!”
Sep 21, 2009
I know I often have an inappropriately dirty mind — you know, as opposed to an appropriately dirty mind — but this baby shirt (available in sizes 0-6 months and 6-12 months) is just WRONG, isn’t it?
That’s “twisted,” all right. No way is my daughter wearing tassels like that until she’s at least 18 years [...]
Sep 20, 2009
The true style stars of this year’s Emmy Awards…
Sep 16, 2009
All the big names came out for New York Fashion Week: Marc. Carolina. Snuggie.
Oh, dear lord. Yes, people, Snuggie — the blanket with sleeves – staged a runway show on Tuesday, complete with high-fashion models, Snuggies for children and dogs, as well as a new “urban jungle” line of zebra and leopard prints.
Sep 16, 2009
LEFT: Skylar upon first coming home from the hospital and realizing she was STUCK with us weirdos for the rest of her life
RIGHT: Matty upon learning that we planned to uproot HIS cushy life with a screaming baby
